teeny weenie

this is a peepee that is very very very small, not a micro penis, but rather, a penis no woman wants.

Jenny unzipped the mans pants to find his teeny weenie, she then zipped them back up.

by r-sizzle. January 27, 2017

the green weenie

The giant dick of the united states army. Ramming home into every soldiers asshole.

Man the green weenie fucked me again this weekend.

by Damaged Duck June 4, 2017

Dean Ween

The Most aweosme hottest guitar player in the world. Plays guitar for the band Ween, the most awesome hottest band in the world.

Butters: Damn, Dean Ween was rockin' my fucking balls off last night!

She: Yea, it blew my fucking mind... O_O

by Buttersocks June 9, 2008

weenes

A weenes is the skin behind your elbow. That you can strech out.

You can pull the weenes.

by Kya Lastname April 22, 2012

weenor

the real way to spell weiner. can be used to describe the penis. or simply a hot dog. or someone who is a whimp.

Suck my weenor. or Let's go buy weenors. You are a weenor.

by Jon May 13, 2005

green weenie

It's what the Marine Corps uses to screw you.

Similar to spinning the Wheel of Misfortune.

Jarhead #1: Mike got involuntarily extended for CAX!

Jarhead #2: Another victim of the green weenie.

by towgunner May 18, 2006

Weener

An idiotic doofus. Much like dork, weener is a 'penis' insult.

You stole my pen, you weener!

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005