wake up

good ass song by three days grace...

just listen to the song

by Vonny January 14, 2005

A Chinese Wake-up call

when you let a breezy suck you off then take a shit and throw it at her face.

mike: dude what happened she has shit all over her?!?
baun: i gave that bitch A Chinese Wake-up call

by sleeves November 27, 2007

wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.

The start of a horrible song.

Ke$ha: wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.
me: turns off the crap,

by Policegurl October 24, 2010

wake up roberto

To wake up your male partner by way of fellatio. In other words, the best way to start his day.

The phrase comes from the Alec Baldwin movie "State and Main" but for no known reason.

girl: "My boyfriend lost his job yesterday, so today I decided to wake up roberto."

by bernard l. November 13, 2007

WAKE UP its the first of the month

One of Playboi Cartis songs

WAKE UP ITS THE FIRST OF THE MONTH

by Teki September 1, 2021

wake up blast

farting bareassed in a person's face so dried shit particles spray all over the victim

he was asleep with a hangover, so I gave him a wake up blast

by apieceoftoast March 15, 2005

Wake up and Break up

The phrase 'wake up and break up' means when two people are together in a relationship but always fighting and complaining to their friends about their partners we would say they need to wake up and break up.
By: Kaylana

Person 1: John he is always so mean I don't know why I'm with him.
Person 2: Wake up and Break up!

by Kay_002 December 17, 2022