Waffles

A word for a completely annoying person whom nobody likes but won't leave people alone. A person who seems to radiate a strong desire of hate towards them.

Matt: She was here a couple of hours ago, man
Ross: Who was?
Matt: You know, waffles.
Ross: Oh THAT thing again!

by Mazzy B March 16, 2009

The waffle

The waffle is a large non-solid shit that is produced, often after consuming copious amounts of food, by humans and resembles a Belgian waffle in both appearance, and texture.

Damn he has been in the bathroom for ever “I bet he’s doing the waffle ”

by Capvara January 1, 2018

Waffling

1.When one holds hands with another and the fingers of there hands intertwine.

2. Hand sex.

Jill and Bob were waffling on there date

by ljcdslangexpert June 11, 2012

Waffled

To be utterly and entirety fucked up beyond belief i.e. drunk, stoned, broken, etc

"Damn man did you see what happened to the bathroom in there?" "Yea the guy who puked was totally Waffled"

by Mutantstache October 17, 2011

waffles

to have sex with one in the shower.

Jenny and Casey made waffles in the shower at the party last night.

by mackanzie January 10, 2008

waffle

To get your face smashed in to the back of the cage of the cop car.

Cop: So John do you like waffles?

John: Yes, I love waffles.

*cop slams on brakes and John's face slams into the cage*

by rolenrules5 May 13, 2006

Waffles

- adjective; awesome, spectacular, cool, radical, tubular.

Dude did you go to the show last nite?

Yeah it was totally waffles!!

by Von Bron May 27, 2011