Jesus vs Muhammad
Jesus never used violence.
Muhammad used violence.
Jesus used love.
Muhammad murdered, killed and used hate.
Jesus did not take any wives.
Muhammad wallowed in wife after wife, even taking children as his wives.
Jesus did not steal.
Muhammad stole and robbed caravans.
Jesus did not force conversions.
Muhammad forced conversions using the sword.
Jesus was a pacifist in spreading his word.
Muhammad used war to spread his word.
Jesus was poor.
Muhammad was rich.
If Muhammad is opposite to everything Jesus was… Think about this… Jesus had a direct line to God, who was Muhammad speaking to?
Jesus spoke directly to God.
Muhammad spoke directly to ……?
Jesus never used violence.
Muhammad used violence.
Jesus used love.
Muhammad murdered, killed and used hate.
Jesus did not take any wives.
Muhammad wallowed in wife after wife, even taking children as his wives.
Jesus did not steal.
Muhammad stole and robbed caravans.
Jesus did not force conversions.
Muhammad forced conversions using the sword.
Jesus was a pacifist in spreading his word.
Muhammad used war to spread his word.
Jesus was poor.
Muhammad was rich.
If Muhammad is opposite to everything Jesus was… Think about this… Jesus had a direct line to God, who was Muhammad speaking to?
Jesus spoke directly to God.
Muhammad spoke directly to ……?
by The Moody Poet February 16, 2009
A never ending debate/fight both on the internet and in real life between 2 sports: airsoft and paintball
Even thought there hasn't been any known physical fights between airsofters and paintballers the two sides are very hostile and hate each other
Paintballers say airsoft isn't even a sport because it isn't even competitive and that airsoft guns are too weak to make a bruise unlike paintball guns
Airsofters say that paintball guns don't even look real and look just like fake toys and that airsoft ammo is way cheaper and airsoft guns don't need gay C02 cartridges to work.
Even thought there hasn't been any known physical fights between airsofters and paintballers the two sides are very hostile and hate each other
Paintballers say airsoft isn't even a sport because it isn't even competitive and that airsoft guns are too weak to make a bruise unlike paintball guns
Airsofters say that paintball guns don't even look real and look just like fake toys and that airsoft ammo is way cheaper and airsoft guns don't need gay C02 cartridges to work.
Airsofter: Gayball ammo is so stupid that you can't even get 300 gayballs for 5 bucks
Paintballer: Oh yea? Gaysoft guns are so weak that their bbs can't even fly 5 feet
Airsofter: Sure they can't, let me shoot you with my airsoft sniper from 5 feet and see how how deep the bb goes into your skin
Neutral Person: WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT THE SHIT UP!!!????
THE REST OF THE WORLD DOESN'T GAVE A FUCK ABOUT AIRSOFT VS PAINTBALL!!!!!
Paintballer: Oh yea? Gaysoft guns are so weak that their bbs can't even fly 5 feet
Airsofter: Sure they can't, let me shoot you with my airsoft sniper from 5 feet and see how how deep the bb goes into your skin
Neutral Person: WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT THE SHIT UP!!!????
THE REST OF THE WORLD DOESN'T GAVE A FUCK ABOUT AIRSOFT VS PAINTBALL!!!!!
by Evike August 03, 2011
Xbox and Playstation two consoles, they met at a bar, had alot of common likes, and then Xbox realized Playstation was a homo.
Xbox vs Playstation
Xbox-Oh, Hey PSN hows the wife and kids?
Playstation-What?? Wife?? I'm married too Bill and we have an adopted korean.
Xbox-Oh, Hey PSN hows the wife and kids?
Playstation-What?? Wife?? I'm married too Bill and we have an adopted korean.
by wolfzo May 23, 2022
in crappy minecraft vs roblox videos comments
kid1:MINECRAFT IS BETER
kid2:ROBLOX IS BETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTER
its just nonstop kids arguing about virtual games
kid1:MINECRAFT IS BETER
kid2:ROBLOX IS BETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTER
its just nonstop kids arguing about virtual games
by xX_coolmandude_XX9999 December 01, 2018
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by Eric Cartman's father March 24, 2017
An amazing song by japanese music producer t+pazolite released 08 October 2021 from the album FAKE CIRCUS, with a strange but very entertaining video
by Im definitely not Alec June 12, 2023