home vortex

The feeling you get when you get home and don’t feel like going back out for anything, planned or unplanned.

“Yeah, Jamie cancelled. She’s in the home vortex”
“I have to cancel for tonight guys, I’m in the home vortex.”

by Mimmi July 30, 2023

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Vortex

Mad Miran, Kit Seymour, DJ Fart in the club, Kia, Ploy, Simo Cell

“Who is that playing b2b2b2b2b?”

“It’s Vortex”

by vortexlover September 6, 2023

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Vortex Dome

Basically when a girl is sucking your dick and she is spinning on the tip like a literal vortex. This dick sucking technique is very affective.

Yo Will, I linked up with Charlotte and she gave me vortex dome! That was the best head I've had in a while!

by Da goat K.O October 6, 2023

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Vortex Pooping

When one poops so hard it feels like your insides are coming out!

A lot of vortex pooping is expected while getting ready for this colonoscopy!

by CivSki May 28, 2022

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a stupid motherfucking brit who has quite possibly THE STUPIDEST and most GOOFY nickname in the whole universe.

they enjoy mid run (cookie run), ddlc, and other cringe ass things like dn jokes and among us humour.

generally cringe L fatherless child and no dental care aka goofy ahh teeth.

if you see one just run. as fast as possible. because you might catch the cringe-19 and theres no cure.

jim: vortex is smelly ass fucking brit bitch

karl: based + redpilled

by skidmark420 March 13, 2022

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