Sweaty Vortex

When you're sucking a guy off from both ends, but doing it very poorly.

I watched it on DVR and Kuz was sucking so bad at both ends. The guy never came and his asshole still looked dirty. Total Sweaty Vortex.

by Bob Selvin December 30, 2020

vortex chest

the sudden indentation of ones chest

vortex chest = joe hammond

by a big black man December 17, 2008

Vortexing

Masterbation via putting your willy inside of a full washing machine until you blow your load

Oh my god john mate I had the dirtiest vortexing session over the weekend just gone

by Hypo420 January 30, 2022

Salami Vortex

Salami Vortex is when a girl is so 'used' and the mew is so gapping wide that when a man goes in it feels like he "fell into space".

Jerry went to have sex with Tiffany, but once he saw the salami vortex he turned Christian.

by BookinWorm June 12, 2023

Vortex

Mad Miran, Kit Seymour, DJ Fart in the club, Kia, Ploy, Simo Cell

“Who is that playing b2b2b2b2b?”

“It’s Vortex”

by vortexlover September 6, 2023

vortex

fat fucking cunt

hey vortex u fat fuck

by Vortex is fat July 24, 2021

Vortex-Gender

A gender which you don't care about your gender "suck the genders in" as it is called a vortex. you don't want just one pronoun you most likely want all of them so just take them.
ALSO NEVER OVER USE ONE PRONOUN ITS ANNOYING USE THEM ALL SWITCH IT UPPPPP

Omg! Your Vortex-gender, does that mean you use all pronouns? You do? I will make sure to use them!

by Axol!! August 15, 2022