Vanderhoof

Usually refers to the first shit taken in the morning. A very large shit. Also called a Vanderhoof

Dude, did you see the size of that Vanderhoof? That is one massive shit!

by Vanderhoof2 June 10, 2009

vanderzwan

A type of Ukrainian prostitute targeting mentally challenged midgets. Notorious for sexually transmitted diseases, large families and gross amounts of pubic hair. Skilled in chemistry, oral sex, and French.

You're so desperate all you can get is a Vanderzwan!

by Eat whaat? November 2, 2011

vandertweeking

when a swimmer rubs ice on his nipples to harden them in oreder to reduce drag through the water.

Grant is vandertweeking right now but he's still going to lose the race.

by bunk dizzle January 31, 2005

Vanderbaizen

Couple name fans have christened Gossip Girl couple Serena and Carter.

It is the combination of Serena's last name, Van der Woodsen, and Carter's last name, Baizen.

Q: Who do you want to end up together on Gossip Girl?
A: Vanderbaizen for the win!

by 16rox October 31, 2009

vandern

An introvert who dives into the depths of the internet searching for ways to kill time and ponder the mysteries of our universe.

He was being a Vandern in the abyss of his room.

by RedHawkPwns May 17, 2014

Vandergriff

To suck the feces off of a strap-on sex toy/device

Steve totally sucked that shit off that dildo , he vandergriffed that shit

by sidneybuchman October 5, 2013

vandertext

to recieve or send a sexually explicit text message via cell phone.

This is not a real word yet...it shall catch on.

After watching Eurotrip, I sent my friend a vandertext, and he was very happy

by marX0rs June 7, 2007