Pulling a Tyson

to appear to succeed at first, but then fail due to bad luck or being screwed over

1. <Playing Wii Sports Golf>
Chris: "There's no way I'm dropping 5 shots on the last hole"
<Putts to 11 over par>
Chan: "woop he's pulled a Tyson! i didn't come last!"

2. <Playing WWE Day of Reckoning 2>
Sam: "I'm gonna twat one of you with this bell, chosen completely at random"
<Hits Chris for the 10th time in the match>
Chris: "Not again! complete lack of character..."
Sam: "You just happened to be in the way, you're pulling a Tyson "

by snudge May 11, 2007

Owen Tyson

Somebody who is a poor Jew with no friends and also gets caught watching pornography.

Owen Tyson your grounded for eating toast.

by The truth teller and not a lie January 24, 2017

Tyson Glands

Small white wrinkles that are located on the penis head since birth.They are named in honor of the greatest boxer Mike Tyson after he was examined by his personal doctor when he was punched in the groin area and had pain in the genitals and he had those glands too.

Oh darling don't worry it is just Tyson Glands we can have safe sex

by M1LF Bang€R March 17, 2022

Tyson Anderson

Someone whom has a compulsion to lick Male buttholes and floss with the public hairs of the Jacksonville Jaguars.

I Tyson Anderson'd the heck out of Bortles.

by Poops and peeps March 8, 2019

Mike Tysoned

When someone pulls you’re cock out and it hits them in the head knocking them out

Bro, she pulled my pants down and my dick knocked her out cold, I Mike Tysoned her.

by Ooga Booga Monkey Man February 12, 2022

Mike Tyson

This term is used in English 8 ball pool where the last ball to be potted is the black. The term describes a particularly tough black.

Person 1: Looks like John's won this game.
Person 2: Yeah but he's got to pot that Mike Tyson first.

by Ben Gee July 15, 2007

Tyson Blowed

When you get so high that you get knocked out or the spins (dizzy). One of your eyes may looked bruised and swollen shut, just like if you were to get punched by Mike Tyson.

I'm freaking out!
No, your just Tyson Blowed.

by Socialr.com March 1, 2009