tactical toad

A toad that is tactical. Must not be confused with tacticool toads.

*Sign: Beware of Tactical Toads*

Guy: *snicker*

*BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG*

Tactical Toad: No one laughs at the tactical toads!

by tacticaltoad March 22, 2010

Toad

A large woman who walks slowly down the street. The combination of her large size and slow speed make it difficult to pass her on a standard sidewalk.

A normally paced walker will easily catch up to the slow and wide walker, but, unfortunately, it will be nearly impossible to pass the slow and wide walker because the sidewalk is too narrow. The normally paced walker will have to stop to give the slow and wide walker space between the two walkers. Then the normally paced walker will catch up again, thus repeating the cycle. This repeated stop and catch up and stop action is similar to a toad is hopping slowly down a sidewalk.

Charles Wellington IV was late for his important Madison Avenue appointment because he got caught behind a toad off the subway. He could not pass her on the busy street, and the toad had no inclination that there was a man who was walking like a normal person behind her.

by HarlemHarrier May 11, 2011

Toad Fucker

To fuck ugly people on a regular basis

To go out of your way to fuck ugly people.

Janet: Oh my god, she is such a toad fucker, she loves fucking ugly people

Jean: yeah seriously she is a toad fucker, did u see the state of him?

Jack: Sean you are a toad fucker, that girl was minging

Sean:I love fucking ugly girls they do more

by YeahIWentThere August 24, 2010

fatty fatty toad boy

A term which originated from the British comedy series 'The Office' and has grown to become synonymous with Thomas Cavanagh, alluding to his weight and demeanour.

Thomas A. Cavanagh is a fatty fatty toad boy.

by Tom A. Cavanagh May 21, 2008

Toad rage

An unorthodox burst of hatred and aggression towards amphibians.

Karl: "Fuck you Salamander! I fucking hate you, you fucking wanker! I'm going to kill everyone in your fucking family nobwipe!"

Brett: "Dude, Karl has some serious toad rage. He should get it sorted out."

Neville: "I hear dat bra."

by Biscuits92 January 31, 2009

toad soaker

An enormous amount of rainfall; a deluge.

The high humidity, violent winds, and lightning were a sure sign of a toad soaker.

by P.J. Pumpernickle June 17, 2012

toad molester

The sort of person who would molest an otherwise innocent amphibian. Like asshole, but less harsh (and more unexpected).

That toad molester just took my parking spot!

by William DXII May 18, 2016