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The act of blowing into a woman's vagina, and then opening and closing the labia to make the sound of a trumpet or a balloon deflating.
She hardly expected to have a trumpeter in her bed, and boy could he blow.

Trumpeted 

When you projectile vomit up in the air and move your head side to side. You can do this while laying on the floor or couch in your friends room. It is the ultimate burn. An alternate definition is rolling off the couch and land in your own vomit.
Steve trumpeted in my room last night.
Trumpeted by Schnitzel Klop November 6, 2009

trumpencexual 

A person that only gets sexually aroused at the presence of the former forty fifth President of the United States, Donald J Trump.

Or they have to drink Kool-Aid to gain an erection or arousal to perform sexual acts. They usually use Trump flags to signal their impotence pride and is why so many attend his Trump rallies.
Dave wanted to make love to his wife but was impotent until he drank the Kool-Aid allowing the Trumpencexual to gain an erection to perform the act.
trumpencexual by GiC2000 June 25, 2021

Trumpeter's Loft 

n. A rather windy anal passage. Alternatively, a recess positioned above the Great Hall in Stirling Castle to allow the Trumpeter to play a fanfayre upon the guests arrival.
Oh Mr Darcy, I appear to have let one fly from my Trumpeter's Loft

Trumpenkriegers 

Right-wing neo-nazis who have been known to travel to Trump protests and attack anti-Trump protesters.
"Trumpenkriegers Physically remove Antifa Homos in Huntington Beach" -Daily Stormer
Trumpenkriegers by wwwayno November 6, 2019

Trumpeachment 

Trumpeachment: Is the process of seeking a quid pro quo from your ally and your co-equal sees it has a bad idea and hence seeks your dismissal.
Her trumpeachment resulted in her query by her employer but she was fortunate not to have been dismissed.
Trumpeachment by Wonder2019 December 17, 2019