trouser trout

a penis ,dick, or cock

my trouser trout wants to jump into your lake

trouser trout by boomer2 July 28, 2003

Trouser Snorkeled 

To give or receive oral sex on a man

I trouser snorkeled your Grandfather

Trouser Snorkeled by Thomas broadway January 1, 2010

trouser snake dancing 

british slang word for sex.
the british can be a bit on the mad side.

Were going to go home and do a bit of trouser snake dancing ;]

trouser snake dancing by Desiree, uhduh. August 17, 2006

house of trouser 

(noun) a flat- or house-share where the residents are exclusively male.

i'm going to live with all the guys in a house of trouser.

house of trouser by scottish fruit September 4, 2004

Erectus Trouserius

The erectus trouserius, or trouser snake, is the world's most dangerous creature.
Fangless, it averages between five and nine inches, depending on the honesty of its owner.
It normally appears in bedrooms, but can often be found in unusual places.
Its venemous spit can cause swelling that lasts nine months.

"Are you pregnant?"

"No, I was attacked by a highly venemous creature called erectus trouserius."

Erectus Trouserius by Killola October 16, 2008

trouserfire 

The conflaguration in your pantaloons.

I've got a serious case of trouserfire!

trouserfire by antiuser June 15, 2003

trouser troopers 

A man's "special men", his sperm.

There are normally between 200-600 million trouser troopers in one ejaculation.

trouser troopers by jbelle September 10, 2008