Trotmobile

A Trotmobile is a car that has two legs. In a sense a robot that is also a car.
During the Industrial Revolution, people became so in with cars, that they wish to use them everywhere; thus the Trotmobile was born!
From the Atlus RPG game; Steambot Chronicles (Bumpy Trots in Japan.)

My Trot is so awesome, check out the elephant tusk grill I put on the front!

Pssh, that's nothing, my Trotmobile has a giant sword arm!

by Orpheum November 16, 2006

Tuchus Trombone

An instrument consisting of your ass as it is making noises pleasing to the ear (to some).

After eating some beans, she is now playing a tune on her tuchus trombone.

by Q1KSLVR April 11, 2009

rusty trombone

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's anus and then the woman performs fellatio on the penis.

Are you good at playing the rusty trombone?

by colon cleaner May 23, 2006

rusty trombone

its the top shelf at the oriental massage parlor. after a hearty massage she starts to play with your bung with her tongue. Then you rise up on all fours and she starts playing with your unit like its a trombone. Her face will then look rusty, hence the name. Its one of the common techniques taught in massage school.

Tyler won a couple grand in vegas and all he could think about was spending it at the massage parlor for a rusty trombone.

by marcuswelbywrites July 28, 2007

russian trombone

A mistaken pronunciation of a "rusty trombone" - where you eat someone's ass while reaching under to give them a handjob.

"Rusty" because you're eating ass. Get it, get it? lolomg

She asked me what I wanted for by birthday and I told her a rusty trombone would be absolutely lovely.

by Chris March 9, 2005

rusty trombone

When a girl or gay male is eating out a guy's asshole while giving him a hand job from the back.This resembles the act of playing a trombone with a rusty mouth piece.

"Yo that dirty hoe gave me a rusty trombone last night."
"You ever give a rusty trombone before?"

by ballin905 April 25, 2006

rusty trombone

When a female or male(in homosexual scenarios) grabs their partner's penis from behind and plants their tongue and lips on their asshole. Then he or she proceeds by licking and possibly eating out their partner's asshole. At the same time, he or she gives them a handjob. This movement that is performed is very much similar to playing a trombone.

Dude, last night I walked in on Sheeneequa while she was giving Dennis a rusty trombone.

My Boss frequently asks his employees to give him a rusty trombone.

Garrett could not resist asking for a rusty trombone after coming back from band camp.

Stewart: Hey Martha. I Think we should try something new today.
Martha: Like what?
Stewart: Give me a rusty trombone! Now!
Martha: But Stewart, you have so much hair all around your ass and on your gooch, it will be like eating a hay bale. Consider shaving that monkey ass of yours and then I will give you the best rusty trombone!
Stewart: Okay, I will do as you say. I may be whipped, but I'm so horny right now.

by superpooper June 16, 2008