sex trail

A trail of clothing leading toward an area where sex is taking place. Usually a bedroom, a couch, a cave, where ever two or maybe three, four or five go to get their freak on.

Room Mate #1: Hey Dude, what's all this clothing doing on our floor?
Room Mate #2: It's a sex trail leading to Ryan's room.
Room Mate #1: He must be getting a mouth full up there, look at this bra, 36 MM
Room Mate #2: Yeah, he's a motor boating son of a bitch!

by Big Frankie V March 20, 2009

Magical Speckled toilet snake trick

When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.

Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!

You what?!?

Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!

Dude your a Goddamn genius!

Thanks :)

by minuccp January 8, 2010

Trailer 'Stache

The same nasty, stringy hair that is on the upper lip of every resident of a trailer park, male or female.

Adam Morrison of Gonzaga needs to shave off his trailer 'stache.

by shouvley May 15, 2006

Clogged Toilet

Before anal, give your partner laxatives then use your dick as a butt plug.

Boy: Hey Alex, I heard Kranny gave Ariana a clogged toilet!!
Alex: hope he double bagged!

by Butt clogger November 3, 2018

Guacamole Nigga Toilet

Guacamole Nigga Toilet
Example

"Dude, my mom just died"
"Guacamole Nigga toilet"

Jake:Dude my dog is getting put down
Connor:I'll just eat your dog
*commits suicide*
Jake:Guacamole Nigga Toilet
Like if u cried

by NATE HIGGERS HATES NIGGERS April 30, 2019

toilet fag

A sick faggot who worships Normal, Str8 Men and wants to do whatever it takes to please or entertain a Real Man, including being His urinal, spittoon and shit-hole.

Every Str8 Man needs a good toilet fag to swallow all of His waste.

by pj-toiletfag October 1, 2006

ghost trailer

When a Dodge truck has the tow mirrors flipped out as if it was towing a trailer, but it isn't.

(pointing at a Dodge with it's mirrors flipped out) "Hey guys, check out that huge ghost trailer behind that truck! I can't believe he was able to parallel park that thing!"

by Premis January 7, 2014