speckamafied tosser

gay little bent tosser who lives in a little mushroom in bulgaria and often has wet dreams about being the cabin boy on the hms vassaline
by POUIP January 15, 2003
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salad tosser

One who, in their homosexuality, eats out men.
by Shadow May 01, 2003
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OLD TOSSER

Someone who can Skim Stones across the water - further than you ! (And who resembles all of the above !!)
Easdale Island World Stone Skimming Championship 2009/2010. OLD TOSSER
by JimB. February 20, 2011
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Salad Tosser

When a homosexual gets extremely upset, they throw their salads at people (but usually miss)or at at the ground or wall. It also can be used to describe a someone that acts like a bitch and is most likely gay.
That guy freaked out and threw a salad over here, guess he must be a salad tosser.

That bitch is a salad tosser.
by Snicker Tits January 27, 2009
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Salad Tosser

When that bratty kid at the buffet argues with his mom over eating the salad or not. And he/she just slips it under the table. They often get colon cancer later in life due to lack of fiber.
"but mooommmmmmmm"
"eat your salad you're embarrassing me"
*slips it under table all sneaky like...*
"I saw that! I never raised my child to be a Salad Tosser!"
by Pullgame 2.0 October 15, 2014
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Tetra Titted Tosser

'Tetra' mathematically means four. 'Titted' obviously means nipples, and 'tosser' in British slang normally refers to jerk.

Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.
by Directioner Dictionary July 01, 2012
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Tosser in Tin-Foil

The antonym of 'Knight in Shining Armour'.

The Guy that every girls wishes would go away.
I thought that he was my night in Shining armour... Turns out he was only a tosser in tin-foil :(
by Walking Encyclopaedia March 04, 2011
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