Tori is known for having the god of all penis’s. her dick is so fucking big even god himself is questioning wether he’s packing or not. tori’s will usually weigh more bc of just how outrageously huge her cock is. her back often gets sore bc of how humongous her shlong is.
guy 1- wow she walks funny
leprechaun - haven’t you heard? man she has the biggest horse cock ive seen.
guy 1- seen?
tori- wanna see too?
leprechaun- omg does that mean i get to see it again? 😫
leprechaun - haven’t you heard? man she has the biggest horse cock ive seen.
guy 1- seen?
tori- wanna see too?
leprechaun- omg does that mean i get to see it again? 😫
by squeegee_mern July 30, 2022
Get the Torimug. Tori is the sexiest lil mamazita alive. She classically is referred to as Mama Milf or The Mega Milf. Whenever she is sighted in the far distant miles riding off into the sunset, everyone says the chorus of "all hail The MIlfinator" and the men respond with bashing their bellies against the wall.
No one stands a chance if they don't prepare for the shining light of grit and determination that comes out of tori. They might not even make it out alive.
List of items needed to pack for a tori sighting:
- Binoculars (you need to see that thicc and woke ass up close and personal)
- A empty bottle (when she sweats get all that goodness in the bottle and drink it, its holy water)
- A speaker + The big J playlist (Mama Milf commands you to play JB at all times)
No one stands a chance if they don't prepare for the shining light of grit and determination that comes out of tori. They might not even make it out alive.
List of items needed to pack for a tori sighting:
- Binoculars (you need to see that thicc and woke ass up close and personal)
- A empty bottle (when she sweats get all that goodness in the bottle and drink it, its holy water)
- A speaker + The big J playlist (Mama Milf commands you to play JB at all times)
Person 1: What's that speck of dust in the distance
Person 2: *whips out those binoculars* OMG thats tori Mama Milf, thats The Mega Milf, thats The Milfinator!!!!!!
Person 1: gets run over by a bus
Person 2: Jumps off a bridge
Person 2: *whips out those binoculars* OMG thats tori Mama Milf, thats The Mega Milf, thats The Milfinator!!!!!!
Person 1: gets run over by a bus
Person 2: Jumps off a bridge
by dont like JB?WANNA PIECE OF ME February 20, 2022
Get the torimug. Tori is loving, caring ,sweet,beautiful,sexy,and an amazing girl . She cares about others loves her friends and is a cheerleader and she loves to talk to people she cares about but is always working and texts back slowly but still cares
by The mascot August 23, 2017
Get the Torimug. hey, james marriott is a tory.
by getconetrending May 22, 2020
Get the Torymug. bad tempered , doesn’t associate wit other people, smart, handsome, fine, isn’t friendly, ambitious, doesn’t talk much round other people but act a fool around his bros , down ass boyfriend
you can always be a Tory.
by i do not care bout a soul December 15, 2018
Get the Torymug. an ugly pale sheman with rackne and yellow teeth who likes to try and date other womens men and lies every chance heshe gets. wants to live every one elses life but hisher own and thuroughly enjoys masturbating in public.
guy 1: is that person a male or female?
guy 2: i don't know, they have yellow teeth and acne though.
guy 1: oh they must be a tory
guy 2: i don't know, they have yellow teeth and acne though.
guy 1: oh they must be a tory
by anon20091055 December 22, 2010
Get the torymug. 1. A torie is a term used to describe someone who is ugly and rude.
2. It can also be used to describe your poop to your friends.
3. The last definition is someone who is a female dog.
2. It can also be used to describe your poop to your friends.
3. The last definition is someone who is a female dog.
1. That person looks like torie.
2. i just took the biggest torie my butt began to bleed!
3. You are an ungrateful little torie.
2. i just took the biggest torie my butt began to bleed!
3. You are an ungrateful little torie.
by maxmilano2 August 16, 2011
Get the toriemug.