tool

Someone who trys to be something cool but fails miserably. Also someone who hasnt got bonded yet.

Peacemen is the biggest tool ever. He has to look at someone much cooler than he is when he tells joke for some recongnition.

by rubs April 08, 2007

tool

1) someone who goes to riffle
2) ALL people named steven
3) An object used for building purposes, usually found in a tool box

You know that kid Steven? Yeah he is such a tool!

OMG you go to Riffel? Wow, your a tool!

I need a tool to fix this house.

by JohnsonShlong March 18, 2009

tool

a complete faggot that says some stupid shit

Bob: Yo look at this awesome picture!
Fred: YEAH YEAH PICTURE.....SHMICTURE!!!HAHAHAH
Bob: fuckin tool

by jon burgandy May 23, 2006

tool

person who does idiotic things, then tells others about them, and they laugh and call the person a "tool"

Farballs, you tool

by Jobo Farbo April 14, 2003

tool

a stupid Jock named, Matt Donovan of Vampire Diaries.

Matt Donovan is a the biggest tool, and is also known as Captain Cardboard

by Mrs Niklaus The Orginal Wife June 15, 2011

tool

Appraiser or more specifically, a commercial real estate appraiser in Chicago.

That appraiser is a real tool.

by Kermitdafrog May 18, 2006

tool

Someone who kisses ass to get friends

peter had so much shit on his lips tonight. he is a fucking tool.

by sopestarr January 21, 2007