why are Minecraft villagers so dumb

Because they are a villager in Minecraft, they physically cannot be smart!

GIVE ME MENDING ALREADY, bro, why are Minecraft villagers so dumb?

by ProSkillz404 June 21, 2022

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Minecraft Bedrock

The version of Minecraft that originally started on phones and tablets then was also available on consoles and Windows 10. It is also the most active platform of Minecraft and consists of more children than other platforms. It has become the primary version of Minecraft since it was decided Minecraft Java wasn't.

Minecraft Java Player: You said you play Minecraft right?
Minecraft Bedrock Player: Yes, why do you wanna play?
Minecraft Java Player: Sure. What version did you say you play on again?
Minecraft Bedrock Player: Minecraft Bedrock
Minecraft Java Player: *Leaves the Chat*

by EnderStarr22 April 4, 2020

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Minecraft sex

When you get your girl all hot and bothered by whispering, "That's a nice everything you have there. Would be a shame if something happened to it" in the style of a creeper in the middle of sex.

Use with caution. This is some kinky shit and it works 100% of the time 50% of the time, so just be careful.

Me: That'ssssss a nice everything you have there. Would be a shame if something happened to it

Her: Oh my god, do me

Me: Minecraft sex. Works every time.

by JRichts January 12, 2012

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