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Titus Andronicus

1) William Shakespeare's first tragedy, probably the worst plot ever thought of. The original Sweeney Todd, only more brutal.

2) A very sad, obsessed, psychotic man who constantly reiterates every single thing that's wrong with his life, then proceeds to speak to rocks about it.
Wow, that guy's life is so ridiculously tragic...what a Titus Andronicus.
by Basyll April 28, 2009
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titburglar

Oh man, that dude is such a titburglar.
OR in past tense
Sally got he tits burgled!
by ladybug23 March 21, 2009
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tithead

that "insert name" is such a fucking tithead!
by Anonymous April 6, 2003
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titus

A girl with a fine, tight and nicely rounded ass. Titus was developed by taking the term "tight ass" and cramming into a quicker spoken version as to not alert the hottie you are talking to your boy about her incredible cannonball glutes and making yourself look like a tool.
Oh John look ahead, titus at 12 o'clock.
by Sir Moist June 27, 2008
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titums

a fat boy with fairly large boobs.
Hey Titums get your fat ass over here
by hoopsmylife January 14, 2010
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tithe

What god has encouraged all Christians to do in the Bible.
It is 10% of your earnings and people think that doing it will bless thier money but it just helps then not to spend thier money like a fucking idiot because when you get a check and immediately give 10% away it makes you more concious of the money you have left-helping you not overdraft your bank account and think that god is cursing you.
The concept of tithe or tithing was a great business idea for the church.
by zacb April 28, 2008
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Tither

The act of preforming sexual acts on a female. Epically if they're drunk or not wanting it.
Girl 1 - "Hey what did you two do last night?"
Girl 2 - "I got tithered her"
by TitherAppentice November 2, 2013
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