Tired-al Wave 

Tired-al waves tend to hit an individual suddenly and unexpectedly, particularly after prolonged periods of work or fun-having. Many people describe how they feel quite energetic in one moment and the next they are hit by a wave of exhaustion. This is a tired-al wave.

John; Dude that marathon was awesome, I could do it all again.

Jim; No probs dude, let's go!

John; Oh no, wait, major tired-al wave...sorry I'm going home

Tired-al Wave by Rosh82 December 12, 2011

Tired as a mug 

In need of sleep or rest.

The saying is derived from a coffee mug because it always has to have coffee in it to stay awake.

Man I've been working all day, I'm tired as a mug.

Tired as a mug by Jbgriff1007 May 5, 2014

tired-core 

being hella ultra sleepy

man dude i stayed up on the computer sending in things to urbandictionary.com and im so tired-core

tired-core by Kregg October 15, 2003

Tired wolf 

Your parents and elders under 65 always loving always stressed

What colour is that tired wolfs hair?

Tired wolf by Cody5050 January 16, 2022

Tired As Penis 

To be so tired you cannot see straight, or with a curve. Such as a erect penis.

"I was tired as penis last night. I fell down the stairs!"

Tired As Penis by Joshandersonisawesome May 21, 2012

tired than a mud 

Being tired than a motherfucker. An abbreviation for "motherfucker".

I'm tired than a mud

tired than a mud by Mrkingjoc September 11, 2016

Tired hearing 

When you are so tired everything becomes much louder

Makaylah thought i was being loud, she must have tired hearing.

Tired hearing by MrNoobzFTW August 23, 2016