Stalk Ticker

The new Facebook window in the upper right hand corner of the screen. A Facebook in your Facebook, so you can use Facebook while you use Facebook. A play on words with "Stock Ticker".

"Damn, I hate this new Stalk Ticker window on Facebook, I don't need that many updates"

by I<3pseudonyms1234 September 21, 2011

Tinder Surprise

An unplanned baby arising from an internet date.

After a night of unprotected sex with an internet date, he received a most unwelcome call announcing an unexpected and entirely unplanned baby: Tinder Surprise!

by bakermouse January 4, 2016

independent thinker

Independent Thinkers are analytical and witty persons. They are normally self-confident and do not let themselves get worked up by conflicts and criticism. They are very much aware of their own strengths and have no doubts about their abilities. People of this personality type are often very successful in their career as they have both competence and purposefulness. Independent Thinkers are excellent strategists; logic, systematics and theoretical considerations are their world. They are eager for knowledge and always endeavour to expand and perfect their knowledge in any area which is interesting for them. Abstract thinking comes naturally to them; scientists and computer specialists are often of this type.

Independent Thinkers are specialists in their area. The development of their ideas and visions is important to them; they love being as flexible as possible and, ideally, of being able to work alone because they often find it a strain having to make their complex trains of thought understandable to other people. Independent Thinkers cannot stand routine. Once they consider an idea to be good it is difficult to make them give it up; they pursue the implementation of that idea obstinately and persistently, also in the face of external opposition.

Thomas meant an independent thinker that totally crushed him.

by ace360 September 4, 2014

free thinker

An individual whose opinions are formed on the basis of an understanding and rejection of tradition, authority or established belief.

Sarah did not believe that her friend Tom was going to hell just because he had a boyfriend. She was as a free thinker.

by Mago Chutney May 30, 2006

Free Thinker

A philosophical viewpoint that opinions or beliefs of reality should be based on science, logic and reason. Ideas should not be derived from religion, authority, governments or dogmas.

A free thinker should not reject nor accept any proposed truths of organized religion, established norms, media, etc. They should determine if the belief is valid based on their own knowledge, intuition, research and reason. Just because other people believe in it, doesn't mean it's right! Use your own judgment and think critically!

by Autumn's Modesty September 19, 2009

tinkerbell'd

when you go out and get drunk with your buddies, with the thought of acid in the background of your mind. then y'alll arrive back to the pad, and y'all take some acid and feel hella fucked up.

Dude1: dude we should get some JIB
dude2: yeah that sound like pretty cool thing to do while were drunk.
dude3: yeah lets do it
dude4: Nah fuck that shit i got acid lets get tinkerbell'd

by almondroca April 20, 2011

Tinkerfuck

Someone who constantly merges two ideas that don't fit together "because it's cool".

"Andy, what if there was a game like assassins creed, but with Pokemon?"
"Brian, that's stupid, quit being a tinkerfuck."

by Buggums March 14, 2022