Thumping

An advanced version of pounding. A form of highly aggressive, slow-paced sex where you must thrust as hard as you can while pulling her towards you in one motion. You MUST only thump her ONCE EVERY 3 SECONDS! If this is done quicker, she will be in an extreme amount of pain and will be unable to walk. Thumping is usually performed after having sex at your peak level of speed

Well, last night was incredible. I was THUMPING her!! I THUMPED her so hard, she calls me Thumper now!

by Dr. Choonie PhD December 4, 2010

bible thumper

two definitions:

1) Someone who is extremely evangelical in their religious belief. Many of them believe that their denomination is the one true denomination, and all others are wrong or evil. They try to make you feel like your life is a waste and use scriptures that have nothing to do with what they're saying to "explain" themselves.

2) Someone who screws with a very religious person.

Dude 1: "dude, freaking bible thumpers don't know what they're talking about!"

Dude 2: "dude, you are a bible thumper! Didn't you get with that devout christian girl?

by TechnoForEver July 9, 2009

Bible-Thumping

A fundamentalist christian.

See also:
Bush Jesus Freak

My bible-thumping neighbors go to church every day and say "jesus" twice every 10 seconds

by Young Trubz September 6, 2005

Thump

The sound of safe sex.

V. To have protected sex

Jessica I’d like you to come to my house after my performance at tonight’s concert, so we can thump all night long.

by KiD CuDii July 18, 2011

Trumpamania

The sense of patriotism you feel whenever Donald Trump is around or makes a speech.

But nothing can prepare you for when Trumpamania comes to your city babyyyyy.

The crowd erupted into Trumpamania when Donny got done with his speech.

by The Trumpmeister April 10, 2016

Bible Thumper

a christian male or female whos view of right and wrong is completely out of wack.believes that every single thing in the bible is a law to be followed or you go to hell.(im christian, but these biblethumpers are just psycotic)

i bet a bible thumper would read that part of the bile that says you can enslave your family and would do it.

bible thumper:you cant watch south park!its against christianity!!your going to hell!
me:dude, where does it say in the bible i cant watch a tv show?

by the rekad playa July 12, 2004

trumpaloon

The opposite of a chode, something incorrectly referred to as a "noodle dick" or a "cheed." More simply: a long skinny penis.

My friend sam has an 8 inch dick, but its girth is that of a crayon, Sam has a trumpaloon.

by NAOHLOL December 13, 2010