Thumbing

To thumb yourself - to thumb or stick your thumb or finger into ones anus.

Man - "Tom what are you doing?"
Tom - "I'm thumbing myself, it feels very nice."

by Plice December 31, 2011

Trhumping

When Donald trump humps something. (Nasty) (usually younger than him, possibly his daughter😂)

"Ew nasty Donald was just Trhumping that wall like it was a woman"

by Nephson June 13, 2016

jelly thumping

action: a game girls play at parties where they try to fuck as many fat guys as they can before the end of the night.

me and veronica were at that party last night, and she won our game of jelly thumping.

by amandaxbandana October 15, 2007

horse thumping thunder cunt

either the first name you can think of when calling eachother names, or rosie o'donnell. the nastiest pussy you could ever find besides a blue waffle.

ex1:

you: hey see that horse thumping thunder cunt on tv
friend: yeah bro shes nasty as fuck

ex2:

friend: fuck you whore!
you: eat shit! you horse thumping thunder cunt!

by mike hock is huge November 23, 2011

Toto-Trumping

Doing anything at all on a mobile device while sitting on a fancy, expensive toilet.

I spent so much time toto-trumping this morning that my butt fell asleep.

by PokerFaceMaverick October 7, 2019

thumpin' the tubs

verb; the act of playing drums or drumming, either drum set or hand drums such as bongos or congas particularly loudly as in a drumline; originally used in jazz circles in the 1930s, but revived when street drummers began playing plastic five-gallon pails and trash cans for tips.

"Damn, man! Brio's really thumpin' the tubs tonight!"

by bongoman November 7, 2007

thrusting paste

"lube" (sexual lubricants)

"I might hurt my girlfriend if I try to fuck her without thrusting paste."

by fickderwelt June 1, 2009