The act of receiving an oversized black dildo in either the anus or vagina with tremendous force causing excruciating pain.
Did you hear about that girl Becky getting black thor'd at Mike's party. I heard she couldn't walk for two weeks.
by bmanvegas November 3, 2016
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Simp 1: “bruh my girl is gonna give me The Hammer of Thor if it rains tonight.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”
by Monkey Shagger May 1, 2020
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Nordic god of thunder. He's always drinking mead. Carries a hammer that only he can lift. I mean not even the Hulk can lift his hammer.
He was one of the main characters in Dougas Adams novel, The Long Dark Tea Time Of The Soul.
His one flaw is that he is a bit homophobic and always wears an asgard when he is around Greeks... especially Hercules.
He was one of the main characters in Dougas Adams novel, The Long Dark Tea Time Of The Soul.
His one flaw is that he is a bit homophobic and always wears an asgard when he is around Greeks... especially Hercules.
Thor was flying around one day when he saw this "girl". He appraoched her under the guise of a human and he started having anal sex with her. After seven days of this, Thor removed his human disguise and revealed himself as the god of thunder and proudly announced "I AM THOR!".
The girl then revealed that she was actually a bloke and told him "You're thor? I'm tho thor I can't thit". Needless to say that ever since that day Thor has been a bit of a homophobe.
The girl then revealed that she was actually a bloke and told him "You're thor? I'm tho thor I can't thit". Needless to say that ever since that day Thor has been a bit of a homophobe.
by Alfie The Horndog March 28, 2007
Get the Thor mug.An angry Asian man who often refuses to accept that he has a hard time seeing anything, and is known to gossip. He is easily aroused by spanish women
by Swaggybenjaminthongduck March 17, 2020
Get the thongduck mug.(Noun): Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons. Invented by Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content
Adam: "That redhead's boobs look bigger!"
Bernard: "Yeah, it was a good investment for her thong-dollaz."
Bernard: "Yeah, it was a good investment for her thong-dollaz."
by Play The Fool December 10, 2008
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Dude that's my mom !!!
Dude that's my mom !!!
by J.Jacques December 9, 2008
Get the thong-dollaz mug.A really unthoughtful birthday present of stupid rudolph the reindeer that may or may not have been simply 'found'
Guy #1: Hey homes. I got you a Rudolph thong.
Guy #2: Umm thanks, but didn't i get you a wii?
Guy #3: Dunno. I don't remember thoughtful gestures
"I know you badly need a kidney but here's a rudolph thong instead"
Guy #2: Umm thanks, but didn't i get you a wii?
Guy #3: Dunno. I don't remember thoughtful gestures
"I know you badly need a kidney but here's a rudolph thong instead"
by mutedude98 January 12, 2008
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