thirst machine

A fool who can’t get enough attention. Often opens up messages immediately after receipt.

This fool Felix is such a thirst machine.

by Carlitos Jamón April 15, 2018

thirst-watching

When you have a crush on an actor(or just like them) and watch literally every series, tv show, and anything the actor has been in.

This weekend I did some severe thirst-watching of Timothee Chalamet.

by fartexploder December 29, 2022

thirst music

music that makes you thirsty and not for water ;)

"Is that the 50 shades soundtrack?"
"Yes, How did you know?"
"Thats so real thirst music!"

by thethirsttrain April 15, 2015

Thirst Trad

A young, attractive woman (or can be a man too) who is part of conservative and/or more traditional spaces who speaks against the ills of feminism, is seemingly pro-life and dislikes the modern dating scene, yet simultaneously posts thirst traps on their social media accounts to gain more attention and a following from both men (or women) who “like” what she has to say and/or other women (or men) who will validate their beauty and endeavors and message…

Conservative Guy: did you see Emily’s speech at the youth summit? It was amazing!

Based Conservative Girl: she only got that spot because she’s a thirst trad…

Conservative Guy:….

by Boston_bunny613 September 9, 2023

Thirst Syndrome

Just a funny way of saying someone's dehydrated.

1: She's dehydrated.
2: It's not called Dehydration, it's called thirst syndrome.

by tigerontheprowl October 15, 2014

thirst patrol

Out on the prowl looking for a hookup

Look at that guy wandering around the bar looking for strange, he’s on thirst patrol

by Sugar_Bear September 1, 2019

Thirst Magician

Somebody who creates thirst through magic, to make old men fall for them.

I am not such a thirst magician that Gary would want to come dance with me.

by Slinky Toast February 15, 2020