Conversion Therapy

One of the worst religous practices to exist in the United States, due to its controversial methods. Many of the poor people who attend there are scarred for life or commit suicide later on.

Person 1: Heard Jake got send to Conversion Therapy. How is he doing?
Person 2: Fuck that, he's screwed for life.

by senthurmanz July 4, 2017

Retail Therapy

A costly replacement for Zoloft.

My therapist says a good day of retail therapy should bring me back around.

by AJ Evans April 8, 2007

clocktower therapy

To deal with frustration by going on a shooting spree. Used as a way of describing a very high level of frustration.

"I'm so glad I can take a couple of weeks off or I'd be ready for some clocktower therapy."

by Andrew July 2, 2004

Wet Dick Therapy

What a guy who's been recently dumped by his girlfriend desperately needs--to climb right back in the saddle and get his dick wet. Usually works wonders for a broken heart.

"Marcy just dumped Bill. He's really bummed out."
"He just needs a little wet dick therapy and he'll be fine."

by Ghostnote October 27, 2011

therapubic

Sex in the name of therapy.

The holidays have you stressed out? Relax with a Guided Healing Therapubic Massage.

by alleycatsmith December 26, 2011

Therapatise

The act of giving someone therapy for their problems that otherwise would not be fixed

Dr. Phil needs to get up in here and therapatise me and my head full of lies

by Cay Hambert August 1, 2012

therapee

(not to be confused with therapy): a person undergoing some form of therapy by a private therapist.

since i don't need a therapist, i can't be considered a therapee.

by Sexydimma May 16, 2015