I have to go have a cold zoo
by Johnnyremmell October 06, 2018
Zoo dykes is a slang term for a female zookeeper. Within the zoolological community exists a cult of personality that attracts some of the most ugly & frumpiest cat ladies one could imagine. Inspired by Disney movies, PETA, and their desperate quest for control these she-beasts have all but ruined the field. Unlike famous true female zoologists like Grace Olive Wiley and Jane Goodall who took great risks and earned their way to the top by an endless quest for knowledge, These evil khaki wearing trolls obsess over anthropomorphic “feel good” animal husbandry while putting little to no time into the actual craft itself. Very few read any scientific literature at all and if they managed to get cited in it is almost certainly because they had sex with the person who wrote the paper. Blowing older curators and directors at least again reminds them of their worthless McDonald’s salary existence. They obsesss over enrichment practices that many times stress out the animals and hypocritically chastise others who work with potentially dangerous species while performing sensationalized animal shows where they themselves take risks in order to show off their special “abilities” to “train” these incredible animals. Because they are so unattractive to men sexually and society as a whole they identify with their captive animals as they see them also helpless to control their surroundings which in turn comforts the fact that they are truly just glorified janitors with a name tag.
God I swear the true exhibit at the zoo is all these zoo dykes walking around on their power trip....
by Invisible Ark July 30, 2018
by MMGJ September 07, 2019
ur mom❤️❤️❤️❤️ is a zoo case, she won't shut the hell up!
by Ur mom ❤️❤️❤️ June 09, 2014
a group of teenagers that reside in seattle, wa. In the summer months they can be constantly found in the lovely park next to the zoo. doing what??
drinking beers, beers, beers.
smoking weed, weed, weed.
drinking beers, beers, beers.
smoking weed, weed, weed.
"I wish that i could be in the zoo crew!!"
"Well, why dont you stop by the park then, they'll probably smoke you a bowl."
"Well, why dont you stop by the park then, they'll probably smoke you a bowl."
by bbbeeer January 31, 2007
-yo man, how was that new strip club you went to last night?
-dude, I couldn't even touch the girl I dropped $500 on. Next time I'm gonna make sure it's a petting zoo before I go!
-dude, I couldn't even touch the girl I dropped $500 on. Next time I'm gonna make sure it's a petting zoo before I go!
by CSCC April 10, 2012
Damn, a Team Zoo just ran up and slapped me in the face, stole my wallet and took me to a back alley where he raped me using zero lube. I regret the entire experience and should not have made eye contact.
by Team Zoo June 10, 2009