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twat seizure

an uncontrollable act of a female orgasm in which the vagina squirts cum like an unmanned fire hose.
Cory and Marcus fucked monica so hard she had several twat seizures!
by Korae December 17, 2009
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Seizure

Juice Wrld had a seizure
by reece4lifefam February 5, 2020
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seizure-istic

A seizure like movement expressing surprise
Michelle jumped in seizure-istic surprise as Katy poked her butt!
by here and queer January 27, 2015
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Shake it like a seizure

A phrase used by Nump in the intro to The Nutshack, a bizarre animated show from the 2000s. To shake it like a seizure presumably means to shake it with great vigour, much like how a person having a seizure might shake erratically.
by TheLobsterCopter5000 February 20, 2024
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grandmom seizure

When an old lady loses her shit. Actions involve cat-lady tourettes, throwing hair up in rollers, shaking canes, and the ever popular, "back in my day."

Origin of word: grammatical ignorance
Think Madea; she had a grandmom seizure
by GrimmWolfe August 22, 2017
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Seizure face

Seizure face, a friendly and overly enthusiastic person that gets excited over small events. A seizure face will breathe in and out heavily and rock head back and forth, the eyes will widen and a happy yet dazed look will come across the face.
person: "OMG its christmas tomorrow"
seizure face: *breathes in and out heavily and rocks head back and forth in excitement*
by hollie <3 TJ February 23, 2011
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Grand Ball Seizure

When a male's testicals are revealed for the first time in an intimate setting, the size of the balls or scrotum cause a reaction of shock and/or awe by the person viewing them.
Hillary had a grand ball seizure when Joe dropped his pants.
by Happysun May 18, 2015
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