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pitts

"The pitts" is a colloquial expression that is often used to describe a situation or experience that is extremely unpleasant, terrible, or disastrous. It can be used to emphasize how bad or unfortunate something was. It is similar to saying "it was the worst" or "it was terrible."
The first time (I was bitten twice that time) was the pitts. When I went to bed that night (probably about 4 hours after the bite) I felt pretty sick.
by Alex de Creon July 12, 2023
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Lady Pitts

A fucking ghetto ass school inside another school just outside the projects that teaches ghetto black girls who get pregnant in their teens how to take care of their child.
I'm pregnant???? Well, I guess I gotta go to Lady Pitts now...
by ummmmnotghetto September 21, 2009
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French Brad Pitt

A title where you don't have to look or be anything like the other guy to have.
The French Brad Pitt might as well be the French Shaquille O'Neal, why not?
by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021
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Pitt

A Pitt is someone who thinks he is perfect in every way. But actually is slightly under average in most ways.

Used to describe a group or a persons personality.
"Wow John is such a Jerk"
"actually he's a Pitt"
by SirMankyMoo April 22, 2018
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Pitt Football

Complete trash. Garbage team, University, and fanbase.
The shit I took yesterday had more potential than Pitt Football
by YourDeadMom27 December 15, 2019
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Seth’s Brad Pitt theory

In terms of dating, the Brad Pitt Rule suggests that if you're uncertain about whether to pursue a romantic interest or go on a date with someone, imagine if Brad Pitt asked you out instead. If the thought of going on a date with the person in question doesn't excite you as much as the thought of going on a date with Brad Pitt would, then it might indicate that the romantic interest isn't as strong or compatible as it could be. Essentially, it's a way to evaluate your level of attraction and interest in a potential romantic partner.
Like if a woman imposes some arbitrary time frame, move on. Seth’s Brad Pitt theory suggests She’s definitely fucking Brad on a first date.
by Slamdiesel February 15, 2024
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Bum Pitts

When a woman's bum is big and hangs over and hides creases in her upper leg
Hey fat ass clean yer bum Pitts
by The tinker July 31, 2012
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