Hostility Host

An Airbnb host that requires guests to answer increasingly outlandish questions prior to allowing them to simply book a place to stay. Should a guest be able to book a place with one of these hosts, the host usually uses their spy cameras and listening devices to monitor the guest to ensure that none of their 4,000 house rules are broken. Hostility Hosts often only leave one roll of toilet paper for an entire week-long stay. When the guest finally checks out, the Hostility Host typically has a long list of chores that must be completed, including cleaning the toilet with a toothbrush.

Greg is a hostility host that uses his ring camera to watch his guests unload their cars just to make sure they don't sneak in any food that isn't on the list of pre-approved items.

by ChansenStone March 20, 2024

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Hosting a parade

Taking 7-12 capsules of Kratom, preferably supernova from the smoke shop on middlebelt and ann arbor trail

We are hosting a parade at 7.

by The sickiest guy alive February 9, 2015

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Hosting

Letting someone’s actions and or words that affect you. Allowing them to get in your head, bring you down, and potentially ruin your day/ moment in your life.

The word hosting refers to you being a host to someone’s bad energy.
Relating to the way cells host a virus, and let them affect their functions and overall being.

If someone said “Quit hosting” they mean let it go, and don’t let that person bring you down.
Ex)
“Ugh her tone was so sarcastic it completely ruined my morning”

“girl you need to quit hosting!”

by youruglysmellyfeet October 27, 2023

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