dude

An ingrown butt-hair. Not necessarily found on an elephant, horse, or other animal, but anyone.

1. (Actual) Wow, I have a really big dude today. It hurts so bad!

2. (Name-calling) That guy is such a dude!

by qpdoll17 February 24, 2009

dude

a pregnant carp, or small goldfish.

that fish is a dude, its about to give birth

by matty July 5, 2005

dude

An ingrown ass hair.

"I recently lit up a fart and am now sporting a dude becuase of such. Sucks!"

by Gozeritall March 25, 2007

dude

(According to my sources) A microscopic hair on an elephant's butt.

So, whats your job?

Shaving an elephant's dudes.

by S0cks July 21, 2008

dude

1. A common term used to refer to other people, particularly males

2. An infected hair on an elephant's butt

3. A person who cares excessively about his/her clothes

4. A bottlecap

1.
Person 1:"What up dude?"
Person 2: "Um, excuse me, Im a girl"

2.
Person 1: "The poor elephant has a dude on its butt, and you have to surgically remove it"
Person 2: "dammit"

3.
Person 1: "I say, who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here"
Person 2: "That dude over there with the fancy clothes"

4.
Person 1: "I found a dude on the ground, its the same size as your weiner"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up"

by edwild22 February 28, 2010

Dude

A good person you can have good times with and share good laughs.

I consider my friend Maria Vargas a good person, therefore she's a dude.

by 300sosababy May 31, 2015

Dude

gender neutral word up until you ask a man how many dudes he has fucked.

Person 1: hey dudes
Group: hey

Person 1: How many dudes have you screwed?
Person 2: none dude I’m straight

by Kronos-Kun May 11, 2022