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Skype-dressed

(Adj) dressed professionally, looking good, but only from the waist up.
Sally looked nice skype-dressed for her online meeting; she could afford a nicer top because she no longer wore pants.
by Plato9983 August 18, 2020
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Dressed for trade

A description of a woman wearing tight and/or revealing clothing, with (un)suitable hair, makeup, shoes and jewellry, making her appear like a prostitute seeking clients.

The term does not imply that she actually is a working girl, merely that she is dressed blatantly to attract men; it can be used perjoratively by other women about somneone they assess as better dressed or more attractive than themselves - the object of their ire does not necessarilty look sleazy or cheap.
"Oh my God, look at Kitty ! I mean, boots, fishnets and a miniskirt ?"

"That bitch is dressed for trade, you'd better get Mike out of here, they used to date and she's obviously on the prowl again."
by Eighth of Seven April 9, 2009
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dong dress

Man: Want a dong dress?
Woman: Is that your dick on a dress?
Man: Uhhh
by MOO IM A CAT! July 21, 2016
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Princess dress

When one person talks about a subject, then makes a really vague reference to something else. And entirely changes the subject, with none of the observers following the red line.
Adam this is another princess dress scenario, I don't know what the hell you are talking about!
by DieDuck December 28, 2015
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salmon dressing

When a man wants a woman to squirt on his oven baked salmon, before he can eat it. Eg. Like a condiment. Fetish.
Matt: “man, I just wanna go to Amsterdam and pay some hot chick for a salmon dressing.”
by 9tea December 1, 2021
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Dressing the Wound

(verb)

Synonym for "Paint Brushing;" To brush your Cack or Penis against a juicy vagina.
I spent the first 20 minutes Dressing the Wound before I finally slipped it in.
by Diddypop/Daddy May 1, 2008
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ranch dressing

what happens when the salad is realllly good lookin ;)
melissa: so...did he like produce the ranch dressing???
sharla: ofc
by headless hotdog December 31, 2019
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