bork

Swedish for bark.

Börk. Bork.

by Rawr Youtube April 18, 2017

Bork Bork

A Police Dog in the performance of it's duties by biting a suspect.

The Police Bork Bork got his first Nom Nom.

by UnhappyBozo April 20, 2023

borked

When something is broken so badly by mishandling that it needs to be replaced along with the surrounding area, equipment, planet etc. Usually something delicate or basic, and usually involving trying to cover up the mistake by setting it on fire.

Jimmy was in charge of tunes on the road trip. He wanted to play a CD but the car only had a cassette deck. So he shoved the CD into the cassette slot, wedged it in with a cold chisel, hit it with a hammer, crashed the car, poured gasoline on it, set it on fire, stole a tank to put out the fire, used a backhoe to bury it and drove the backhoe off of a cliff.

Jimmy really "borked" the tunes!

by NEMouse July 13, 2024

Bork

A BORK is a conjunction of the words Bork and dORK. A Bork can be a dork who is mind numbingly boring or even dorkish boring person.

Lets face it, Amber, Scott is a uber BORK. When i think of a BORK his boring dorky face is all i see.

by Jon Narki February 2, 2010

Banging Bork

When an individual does intimate things with inanimate objects and leaves a tangy substance behind that looks kinda green. It might be an std, maybe a splash of diarrhea or a booger.

My friend did a banging Bork to my computer chair.. it smells like pure shit and tastes sorta sour.. why does she do this to all of my possessions?

by GonorrhoeaGobbler September 2, 2024

bork

To attempt to sabotage a political nomination based on political bias rather than merit, as illustrated in the case of Robert Bork, nominee to the Supreme Court.

The democrats are really doing everything they can to bork Brett Kavanaugh.

by Don Diego DLV September 28, 2018

Bork

A type of truck that will forever reign in the hall of fame of vehicles.

You see that Bork truck over there? That things fuckin sick

by Moose69420 July 4, 2020