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orgasmic seizure

A condition where epileptics orgasm while having a seizure. It is incredibly difficult to help people suffering from this, as they are also usually intensely attracted to lampposts while influenced. #saveourlamposts was a campaign started by Gigi Hadid, who got 47 different countries to recognize lampposts as sentient beings. At the moment, around 10000 people worldwide identify as a lamppost. People with this condition usually also have massive tits.
person a: eyo wtf is brad doing?
person b: hes having an orgasmic seizure
person a: tf is that?
person b: idfk
by johnwastaken22 November 26, 2020
mugGet the orgasmic seizuremug.

Taiwanese Seizure Goon

A specific and rare gooning activity that consists of gooning to the point that any onlookers would immediately assume that the goonmaxxer is having a seizure. It can only be classified as a Taiwanese seizure goon if the gooner in question is possibly at risk of having an ambulance called for them.

If the gooner is alone and no one could see them and think they are seizing, it is not a Taiwanese seizure goon. It is just a regular seizure goon. A Taiwanese seizure goon is specific to the risk of onlookers catching you seizing and calling and ambulance

If done properly you will be carried into an ambulance while gooning and you can goon to the hot nurses

Mainly popular in Taiwan and rumoured to be invented there

Does not have to be performed in Taiwan
Yo munt-man, I hit the craziest Taiwanese seizure goon at the airport today and I gooned all the way to the hospital and gooned for my whole 1 night stay
by DonaldTrump3207 July 22, 2024
mugGet the Taiwanese Seizure Goonmug.

giddy seizure

A laughing fit, usually one to the point where you can barely breathe. In some situations, your muscles might cramp from being tensed up laughing.

Likely originated from the musical In Trousers by William Finn.
I swear to god, that shit was so funny, I felt like I was having a giddy seizure
by whizzer going down October 9, 2023
mugGet the giddy seizuremug.

Laughing Seizure

When one laughs so hard, their whole body flails violently.
The joke put fred into a laughing seizure..
by aGina June 8, 2015
mugGet the Laughing Seizuremug.

seizure pleizure

Violently convulsing during sex (as if you were having a seizure), providing an amazing extended orgasm for your partner.
My man was so wild in bed he gave me that seizure pleizure.
by Horndog 94 September 3, 2022
mugGet the seizure pleizuremug.

Seizure

1) When someone involuntarily drops down on the floor and flops like a fish; a muscle spasm or convulsion.
2) What possessed people are often portrayed as.
3) The reenactment of dubstep music.
Dude 1: Hey you free today?
Dude 2: Ye
Dude 1: Wanna come to th---
Dude 2: ASURWSOEFGHSDFGISDGHOUSFIFVIW0RQPJlpD,,,E9W
Dude 1: Uh.... you ok?
Dude 2: Yeah sorry had a hand seizure for a sec there
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 12, 2022
mugGet the Seizuremug.

Italian Seizure

When a mime breaks down mid act
"she sucked my dick so hard it felt like i had an Italian Seizure"
by Bruh gamer 69 February 16, 2020
mugGet the Italian Seizuremug.

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