Ron Swanson

An absolute alpha, along with Chuck Norris, and Bob Ross.

You wanna know what an alpha is? Look over there, its Ron Swanson.

by if ya slurp, ya get tha herp February 25, 2020

Ron Jeremy

An unattractive man with an absurdly large penis.

"The only reason I dated that loser, Kevin, for so long was because he was a total Ron Jeremy!"

"Some douchebag was buying me drinks all night, trying to act all Ron Jeremy."

"I accidentally brushed up against a hobo's leg on the subway last week. Turns out he's a Ron Jeremy! Who knew?"

by thejennysituation September 05, 2009

Ron Artest

To totally flip out and start beating on people, especially pasty white guys.

*bump*
"oh sorry about that"
"RON ARTEST,!"*flips out*
"OH GOD!"

by David Stern December 18, 2004

Ron Paul

Sitting Texas Congressman and one time Libertarian Party presidential candidate. The only honest man left in Washington.

I bet Ron Paul's speeches on the floor of congress are a real annoyance to all the theiving, lying, murdering, slime-dripping scumbags there.

by epsilon minus January 18, 2004

Ron Jeremy

A Guy that can suck his own dick. Ron Jeremy did it in a hammock in an old porn video!

Hadi hurt his back trying to pull off a Ron Jeremy.

by Paul in Dubai November 10, 2008

purple ron

Generally, an American Indian, with a big purple dick.

Dude, did you see that big Indian dick!? That's a purple Ron, if I've ever seen one!

by B Shawn February 21, 2018

yonxg Ron

Ronald Hinton Jr Known professionally as YONXG RON is an upcoming rapper/singer born and raised in Philadelphia Pennsylvania.

Yonxg Ron is my favorite rapper.

by Kev101 April 19, 2023