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*There is no transcendant meaning blahblahblah Jordan Peterson rhetoric
Hym "Ok, 'If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals' is a thing Alex O'Conner unironcally just said on triggernometry just now. So, that's where the 'plant' accusations are coming from. And it's adjacent to the psychopathic 'If God isn't real then I get to do whatever I want.' Rhetoric. But you were doing that anyway and then using the religion to forgive yourself for doing that anyway. And Alex is a determinist. Without free will there is no meaning. The meaning of all your actions is 'the chemicals in your brain (and I know I'm being reductive here but the logic still tracks) made you do the thing you're doing. Determinism totally incompatible with meaning but NOT totally incompatible with God."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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Adan Peterson

Adan Peterson is known to be one of the creators of Gears of War 3! He also has played for the Indianapolis Colts in the NFL!
1. Lets Go Play Gears of War 3!
2. Is that the Game Adan Peterson made?
3. Ya!! Its Awesome!
by Tucker Nunroe November 2, 2011
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Daddy Peterson

A person who is dominant in a sexual manner whom enjoys spanking their partner in a way that is borderline abusive. The spanking used to be a legitimate form of punishment in the bedroom, but is frowned upon in today's society and could result in a prison sentence. Mainly used in male on male relationships.
Brad always complained about the beatings he got from his Daddy Peterson, but always went back to him after the off-season.
by Sunset Wolf September 16, 2016
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peterson

Verb.
To incessantly question the meaning of everything in a conversation and to then question the meaning of the answer incessantly until you have derailed the whole argument.

Inspired by Jordan Peterson a Canadian "intellectual".
A: Do you believe god created lobsters?
Peterson: Now what do you mean by God?! And what do you mean by creation?! And what IS a lobster?!
A: Are you for real pertersoning me right now?
by Mobss May 28, 2025
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Peterson Punch

To shut down an angry, extreme feminist with pure logic, words only, non physical. (No women were harmed in the making of this statement)
I was speaking to this girl at the bar and she started bringing up loads of extreme feminist views, so I gave her a Peterson Punch.
by anonymous January 8, 2021
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Peterson Mudhole

Puking in one’s vaginal cavity and using that for lubrication to fuck!
I haven’t done a Peterson mudhole since last Saturday night.
by PetersonPower November 12, 2020
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Peterson

The guy who gets super fu**ing triggered when a mentally retarded kid steals his fu**ing stuff. If you keep within those boundaries, he is actually one of the best guys you'll ever meet. He will always be there for you but will have a garbage self-esteem.
Hey Peterson, suck my big dick.
Peterson, you're my big daddy.
by Rhys is Big G*y December 16, 2019
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