mummy nurse

your child's best medical practitioner. Mom knows the best remedies for any ailment there child is going through. Even known to have special healing powers with their kiss.

Tonight Mummy Nurse is in charge!

by Nurse Mom March 23, 2018

Teri Mummy

A phrase that used to call out other people’s mom’s

Teri Mummy ke simping kardunga

by Anonymous 69sex master November 23, 2021

mummied out

very high so high you walk slow like a mummy

yo we was all mummied out at the clu last night

by killa ckream September 21, 2011

shit mummy

When someone likes to get shit on in sex (insanely gross) the person getting shat upon is the shit mummy.

Sarah was John's shit mummy.

by Sslide June 10, 2017

Reverse Mummy

Reverse Mummy(-ify)/v/: To use ones urine as a hose in the interest of uncovering excrement in an overflown toilet.

Ex 1: The porta-potty held great treasures; I executed a perfect Reverse Mummy and uncovered the lost marvel TootenKhamun!

Ex 2: Hey Helga, come over to the bathroom! I Reverse Mummified your spitting image!

by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord September 10, 2020

santoor mummy

A attractive middle aged woman who arrived way ahead of time. Makes guys regret their date of birth. Usually with a Kid who seem like their Sibling.

Guy1: Hey who is that girl

Chad: Forget about her She is a Santoor Mummy.

Guy1: What's that?

Chad: Look it up on Urban Dictionary

by Ishqterra May 16, 2023

purple mummy

A purple mummy is when a girl sucks on your dick for too long, rendering it swollen and needing to be bandaged .

Oh man, Jennifer came over last night and I have a purple mummy and sent her home early.

by weekndworrior October 26, 2017