Fountain of Youth

Upon finding a girl with a tracheotomy, you proceed to make love to the hole in her throat. Right when you're about to close the deal, get balls deep so your helmet protrudes out of her mouth. Then finish out of her mouth and revel at how much it looks like a fountain.

Colton: So i was bar hopping the other night, found this chick with a trache, got her piss drunk and did the fountain of youth.

Tom: (Sits there in stunned silence)

Colton: I know, awesome right?

by SIIS Balls January 28, 2010

Meat Fountain

A person that helps you build your computer and proceeds to not help you fix the things that are wrong with it and then never talk to you again.

So I texted him but it turns out he's completely ignoring me and I have to go buy extra shit just to fix it, whata fuckin' meat fountain.

by Creatures of the Night August 8, 2009

Golden Fountain

A Golden Enema with a twist. Fucking her doggie, you piss up her ass without telling her. As soon as she figures out what is going on, you pull out and kick her as hard as you can in the ass, forcing her to fall on her face and spray the contents of her ass into the air.

Is the definition not enough?

by Sawbuck April 14, 2005

Xander Fountain

Intercourse in a standing doggystyle position while the female is projectile vomiting, usually while both individuals are in an extremely drunken state of mind; or atleast the female is.

Yo broski, you're girl is puking everywhere. You should try for a xander fountain before she passes out.

by UNCC 901 November 16, 2012

movie fountain

When you go to a cinema and decide instead of missing any part of the movie you hold in any toilet trips you may need to have.

Dude i went to see transformers last week, biggest movie fountain EVER.

by hotkeys132 July 5, 2009

poo Fountain

You put a Anal bead into your ass and late it stay for a week letting poop build up and taking it out and letting out a fountain of poo

I poo Fountained last week it was hard but I did it.

by Eric Bleep'Bloop February 22, 2021

Poseidon's Fountain

Similar to Poseidon's Kiss, but the water gets flung out of the toilet bowl onto the floor

Dude 1: Yo, why is there water on the floor?

Dude 2: Poseidon's Fountain struck again

Dude 1: Would you not clean it up?

by Badidasqitiman February 2, 2022