Off the carts

An adjective used for someone who is exceptionally high on wax.

Man: Wow, that guy is off the carts.
Woman: Turtle-y.

by LeroyTheMan August 27, 2018

The Carnal Lie

When a woman you've picked up at a bar (or elsewhere)or at the end of a first date has sex with you and tells you "I never do this," when you are just pretty damn sure she's full of shit.

Nicole took me back to her trailer, got undressed, and commenced telling me the carnal lie. At the time, I really didn't mind.

by Blenderhead1991 May 18, 2009

the cardigans

Most under rated band in the world. Their best songs are:

Feathers and Down
In The Round
Live and Learn
I Need Some Fine Wine and You, You Need To Be Nicer
Sick and Tired
Erase and Rewind
Godspell

The Cardigans Long Gone Before Daylight rocks my face

by pacogarcia May 18, 2008

Have the carpenters in

To have an erection in ones trousers.

The male equivalent of having the painters in.

Dude, I can't stand up, a hot girl just walked past and now I have the carpenters in.

by c10v3r August 22, 2011

chafing the carrot

another slang term for male masterbation

Dude, last night I was watching a porn and my mom walked in on me while I was chafing the carrot!

by RyanJ_53 April 9, 2009

under the carpet

When someone is very obviously and flamboyantly gay, but they completely deny any homosexual tendencies. Just like if a person were to hide under a carpet, it's very obvious that they are hiding and are doing a completely insufficient job. They are fooling no one.

Gay: "So, I heard you are gay..."
Under the Carpet: "Nooo! Why would you think that. I like

womennnn."
Gay: "Bi?"
Under the Carpet: "whaAttt?"
Gay: "Don't lie to me. I've heard stories."
Under the Carpet: "Whaaat?! Noooo. Nu-uhhh."
Gay: "Oh come onnnnn, you are so gay!"
Under the Carpet: "y....N....no..."

by theknownunknown October 8, 2009

The Carlton

A simplistic rhythmic arm-swinging two-step dance made popular (if not created) by the character Carlton Banks from the T.V. show "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air." Originally danced to Tom Jones' "It's Not Unusual."

Person 1: "Dood, do the Carlton! Do the Carlton, dood!"

Person 2 performs the Carlton

Person 1: "Dood! He's totally doing the Carlton, yo!"

by Bob-A January 7, 2009