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crapper

1. Somebody who takes a lot of shits.

2. Shortened version of Christian rapper, the term in which created by youtuber Stevie T.
Example 1:
Person 1: Where in the hell is Linda?
Person 2: She's takin' a shit.
Person 1: Again? That's the 3rd time today!
Person 2: Yeah, she's a real crapper.

Example 2:
Person 1: Bro, you're listening to *Christian rapper's name here*'s new song?
Person 2: Yeah, I like listening to crappers, so what?
by Glitchurr December 15, 2025
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Crappers Uncertainty

The feeling of overwhelming anxiety when sitting on a public toilet and being out of reach of the door should someone barge in.
I was sitting there doing a pub poo, full of crappers uncertainty, just knowing that someone was going to come in on me as I am about to wipe.
by Zombleton Smith September 29, 2020
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Crapper doodle

A word to take an action of a swear word without making it sound/ rhyme with a swear word.
If you were to stub your toe and you can’t say anything “bad” bc your a (child of god)

You wrote the wrong answer on your test bc Becky right next to you told you B when it was really C and you knew it was C “crapper doodle”
by The kid under your bed January 2, 2020
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crapper cologne

A type of cologne usually found in dispensers in nightclub bathrooms; they are frequently used by men who believe thay are about to get lucky.
Woman 1: Hey, why didn't you go with that one guy?

Woman 2: Are you kidding, he was drenched in so much crapper cologne I couldn't breathe!
by nhojaskfniau November 22, 2009
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Crapper

Bad or crappy rapper who is no good. Crap rapper-crapper.
Man homie that new crapper sucks, he's got no skills. Wow this dude a crapper.
by TheonlyBC April 21, 2018
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Christmas Crapper

When you take a poop and it comes out a mix of red and green. Typically colored red from blood and green because it's radioactive, or from the food you ate before. Anyways, whether it's radioactive or not, it's much better to drown yourself in Chernobyl than sniff that.
"I took a Christmas Crapper this morning and broke the toilet."

"Kelly took a Christmas Crapper in the hotbox, effectively killing everyone in there."

"Christmas is cancelled after Santa took a big Christmas Crapper at the mall while some kid sat in his lap!"
by girlkisser420 October 20, 2025
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Condom crapper

When someone gets ass fucked and the condom on the man's dick comes off inside the partner's ass... Then the partner has to shit out said condom
Ahhh... Ahhhh!!!! Oh shit the condom came off!!! Get it out!! Shit it out I'm not reaching in there! (shitting noises) hahahahhahahah your a condom crapper
by Will108 October 16, 2012
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