A shitty remaster of an amazing game about dinosaurs and survival full of bugs and terrible optimisation
by Adolf hitla April 10, 2024
Get the ark survival ascendedmug. A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.
The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!
by Showstick September 26, 2018
Get the Cracking the Lid of the Arkmug. by th3 h4ck August 5, 2024
Get the arkmug. A Mediocre video game which takes years to update.
Or a ship built by Noah to save his family and two of every kind of animal from the Flood; Noah's ark.
Or a ship built by Noah to save his family and two of every kind of animal from the Flood; Noah's ark.
by Thy rat king April 8, 2023
Get the Arkmug. “D ark” a pitiful loser who can’t ever make friends and is horribly unfunny
Or some person who is extremely emo
Or some person who is extremely emo
by Ak lol September 10, 2021
Get the D arkmug. by an epic hot sexy monkey July 14, 2022
Get the Ark from discordmug. by Cactissy April 29, 2025
Get the Noah's Arkmug.