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Abel Tewodros

Abel is said to be one of the most elegant boys out there, he is specifically known for his famous bread shop Tewodros Dabo Bet, holding the record for the worst English accent out there, and on top of that his GPA is lower than his body count.
That guy is finished, He must be an Abel Tewodros.
by Honest football fan 12 October 15, 2023
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Abel

A stud who fucks girls in the ass backwards.
by Abel Johnson June 12, 2022
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ABEL

Lawrd have mercy they are the hottest sexyiest human ever their hair is like polished asscheeks they have a smile like slinky pussy BEAUTIFUL DELICIOUS 🤤 I LOVE ABELLLL
Damn dude I really wanna tap Abel’s ass

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by The hottest goober June 3, 2023
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Abel

Abel is the guy in the room in with the biggest dick ever and loves to put it in other people
abel has big dick
by sexhond November 22, 2021
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Abel Tesfaye

AKA The Weeknd. He is the sexiest man on Earth and a HUGEEE legend. He has the best sex skills and you can literally have sex with his songs playing. When Abel starts signing, your pussy is wetter than the ocean.
Friend: Did you have sex with Abel Tesfaye?
Kyra: Yes, we are now married with 10 children.
by badpuppysitdownmydog February 1, 2025
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Reid Abel

A sexy guy thats ripped with a foot long shlong and hes everything a lady could ever want and he is very athletic with beautiful eyes and will murder you in video games
Reid Abel has a massive dick
Big man Reid Abel
by ThiccPeen February 3, 2020
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Abel

Terrible solipsistic people who suceed arbitrarily.
Hym "Yeah, Abel sacrifices a Lamb and Cain sacrifices wheat. God chooses one over the other and the one that isn't chosen is angry enough to kill the other. The story makes no reference to Cain bitterness and resentfulness as the reasonfor the rejection the sacrifice. That is a figment of Jordan Peterson's imagination. Which is harder: Tilling the ground or babysitting sheep? God rewarded the won that worked less hard and the harder working one murders him. THAT IS WHAT JORDAN PETERSON IS DOING TO ME. I sat around and watched the sheep's fuck and was rewarded by God with the most significant achievement of the modern age. I am become as God himself."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
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