Textual Rut

A time when you have no text messages for several days in turn leaving you in a textual rut

Guy 1: "Dude since we got out of school ive been in a real textual rut!!"

Guy 2: "Man that blows"

by SkeeterLuuvsYuu<3 June 23, 2010

Textual Assault

writing that is especially powerful

His writing was so poetent it constituted a textual assault on our sensibilities

by Wally Keeler March 6, 2009

Textually Molest

*not to be confused with the term sexually molest.

it's a phrase i started saying to most of the female people online (mainly the ones i talk to alot) to let them know i was going to message them. it can be used in the good way or bad way.

good way: "hey, you mind if i textually molest you for a minute?"

bad way: "you look good there. i'm going to have to textually molest you ;)"

by Jimmy Dallas July 12, 2006

textually active

A phrase used to describe the state of actively texing people. This can also show in the case of someone being unresponsive whether they are ignoring you or they are unavaliable.

Dave: Why hasn't Emma responded to my text yet? It's been 30 minutes!
Jack: I don't know, she might not be textually active. Wait a second, I'll check...
* Jack texts Emma something*
*...*
*Jack has one new message from Emma*
Jack: Yeah she's textually active/ignoring you

by Roflcopter94 June 18, 2011

Textual Dissatisfaction

The feeling you get when your phone has a new message or missed call but the text is a lame forward from someone you barely talk to and the missed call is from a telemarketer.

Dude i've been having total textual dissatisfaction all day. I've only gotten 3 texts and they were all forwards. *facepalm*

by ThatOneDudeThatLovesYou May 13, 2010

Textual Relationship

What losers and cheaters do. Loser women who can't get a man of their own text other womens' guys sexy fake stuff so the guy will feel all special. The cheater guys text back because they think they are special and this ho who texts them constantly really understands.

Jewel and Paul are having a textual relationship and Paul is about to lose his family over it.

by All in the Family May 13, 2010

textual tension

when a man and a woman are in a textual relationship and things are not going well.

mark: hows Karen?
Joe: ehh, things aren't going so well, we're experiencing textual tension. (shows hatemessages on phone.)

by hubbie rogin November 19, 2007