textese

The unique language of texting and text shortcuts.

"I saw a picture of Jesus with BRB underneath it." "What's BRB?" "It's 'be right back', don't you speak textese?"

by DanGarPrius October 19, 2009

texter's cramp

muscular spasm that develops on the fingers of a person who types and sends texts inordinately.

Dude X: My fingers are hurting unbearably.
Dude Y: Texter's cramp, you know!

by uttam maharjan June 18, 2010

pink texter

A girl, or more precicely a girl who insists on using pink or red or light blue text in AIM especially when they also use a horrible highlight combination like red background and pink text to give you a headache.

who is this pink texter that just IMed you? do I know her?

by maxzilla October 5, 2007

texted

Texted the past tense version of the verb "To Text" Regardless of whether or not thrash legend Jonny Nevada wants to believe it or not its a fucking word.

"Yo I just texted that bitch I want to eat her ass."

by John Lockjaw March 11, 2005

texted

some non existent word that people still insist to use just because they heard it on tv. If there's no such word as worser so how can there be such a word as texted!

"I texted you because you text me."

by kenji hoe January 5, 2010

textest

someone who only texts certain people or ignors someone who texts them that they do not like

marc why are you being so textest

by christophorus August 25, 2010

textventual relationship

Used to describe a strictly-texting relationship that one wishes to eventually grow into more (usually doesn't).

adj: textventually

Jane: How long have you and Alex been texting?

Amy: Almost four months. He's the one.

Jane: You have a textventual relationship.

by krisq September 9, 2009