Tessa

Tessa is a pretty girl, but often shy. Her weakness is her inability to talk to new people and make new friends. If she did, she would probably make many as she is sweet, respectful, kind, caring, and smart. However, Tessa finds it hard to develope that confidence. Lucky for her, she doesn’t need any more friends. Those she has are good people that she loves to hang out with. Those same people enjoy her company too, as she can be an encouraging, upbeat, fun person to be around when you get to know her. The timid person so many people see Tessa to be, isn’t all she is. If you meet a Tessa, encourage her to come out of her shell, and always be her friend.

Tessa is a timid girl, but s very reliable friend.

by AllNames February 16, 2019

Test Me

Whenever someone says fight me, you can easily dominate them by saying 'test me'. It's just a way to show them that you can stand up for yourself and they will leave you alone.

"Fight me, Bob." "TEST ME!"

by Orexio November 15, 2016

alligator test

Putting your finger inside a girls mouth to test to see if she is going to use teeth, AKA is a cheese grater.

Bro1: Did you get head from that chick last night?
Bro2: No, she failed the alligator test. No way I would put my dick in there.

by GangBangOrangutan February 28, 2011

Tessi

a person who is very out going and Really Strong (not physically). Like to please people at expense of her own happiness. Also very attractive, long legs Model material. Could be a really awesome mom, known to have at least 4 kids. It is really fun to hang out with Tessi, she's funny, cute and can carry a very good conversation. Don't get Tessi mad or you will see the wrath of Tessi.

I wish i had a Tessi.

by mr.stain February 13, 2010

test pilot

Someone who pretends they're going to buy a car but really they just want to have fun driving it and they drive fast and carelessly because its your insurance and its your car.

For Sale: 1993 300zx Twin Turbo, HKS BOV, etc. No Test Pilots!

by STillAk July 19, 2007

WIZ TEST

WIZ TEST
A medical procedure where they analyze urine for evidence of drug use.

British MORONICs for a drug "TEST": It's not wiz "TEST" you fucking brit-morons. NOTE: You notice they say drug"TEST" then turn around say it isn't a "TEST". It is supposedly a prep quiz for the real "TEST"? No one gets a quiz before the real test, idiots.

I gotta take a "wiz TEST" for my P.O.
I know I'll fail cuz I done smoked major weed bro.

I lost my job because I "TESTED" positive for marijuanna on my wiz quiz.

by ABSOLUTE February 22, 2008

tug test

A rating system used to rate women on their masturbatory appeal.

Similar to the traditional binary rating system (would you have sex with her or not), this rating system is to divide girls into two well defined groups based predominately on looks. Generally if a girl passes the tug test, she’ll be a “1” on the binary scale. The tug test’s primary function is to further separate the upper echelon of attractive girls from the general populace.

Would you tug to her?... It’s a fair question.

DIALOGUE
Tug Test! What do you think of Marsha Brady?
Oh! She’s a “1”; I’d tug to her for sure!
What about Jan?
Ugh… I wouldn’t tug to her, but I’d probably do her.

by Drew Rosenhaus March 12, 2009