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A school where every kid is either extremely right-wing or they're in the medical shop, if you don't share the same general opinions as other kids in your shop then congrats you're getting bullied. If you find a teacher who isn't sick of the students then they're probably sick of the shitty faculty members who can't communicate with anyone on anything unless it's in the form of either a poorly made pdf file or getting everyone in one room to talk for way too long.
Person 1: The name "Tri-County Regional Vocational Technical High School" is honestly way too long

Person 2: bro just call it "Tri"
by TabsTheGreat January 10, 2021
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Technical

When you could have “scored” but decided not to, either due to other duties, or lack of confidence.
I almost scored a technical last night
by Rodrod28 November 3, 2025
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Technical Foul

When you break Whitey Duvall's house rules.
If you're come in from the street
With dirty shoes on your feet
That's a technical foul
If you switch the radio
To some modern music show
That's a technical foul
If you don't shut the door
After using the 'frigerator
That's a technical foul
A technical foul
If you touch the thermostat
You'll get hit with a bat
'Cause that's a technical foul
(You will feel my wrath)
If your hair clogs the drain
You'll know the meaning of pain
'Cause that's a technical foul
(I'll show you no mercy)

Oh, this is such bullshit-a (hey)
In this house we say bullspit
Or it's a technical foul
A technical foul
Let me get this straight
You expect me to change my entire lifestyle in one night
Because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks?
You got it, bub
Or you can go rot in the gutter, it's up to you, Yankee Doodle
Well, I don't wanna do that
But let me run a few questions by you so I don't screw up accidentally
If I don't spray Lysol after moving a bowel
That's a technical foul
Okay, if I decide to wash my ass with your monogram towel
That's a technical foul (please say hiney)
If I make fun of your crazy feeties
Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes
That's not only a technical foul, but possibly a homicide
Can I sleep past three?
If you do, you'll get a T
Take a whiz in those flowers?
I'll say hit the showers
Use this horn as a bong?
Adios, Tommy Chong
Make some long distance calls?
You'll get a kick in the balls, oops
by Funky Games January 27, 2024
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technical difficulties

Grumblingly- humorous term for when someone connivingly "picks apart" a particular statement or condition that would ordinarily prevent him from performing some greatly-desired-by-him action --- i.e., he follows the "word" of the stipulation but not the spirit, so that hopefully he can achieve his unwelcome-to-you goal, after all.
Examples of "technical difficulties" regarding a lustful stud would be: (1) if you said, "Don't put it between my legs", and so he went at it from behind, or (2) if you told him, "Hands off my boobs", and so he played with them using his face and/or feet instead.
by QuacksO November 24, 2021
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Technicality invite

1. Wanting to invite a friend to an event and having to invite his/her boyfriend/girlfriend aswel, even if you don't want the significant other there.

2. Inviting somebody to an event when you desperately don't want them there in order to appear like the better person. This usually requires quite a bit of "down-playing".
1. "Arnold was standing right there when I invited Susan to my birthday, total technicality invite"

2. "Why did you invite all of Rodgers friends"

"They we're all 'technicality invites', you know, so it wouldn't be awkward when they show up anyway..."
by Ansel Adams March 7, 2013
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nature coast technical high

Nature coast is the the school everyone puts down all because they are the best at everything they do . best at sports and always be full of fine ass bitches , don't even get me started on there song TECH THATS THE WAY , TECH THATS THE WAY (TECH WAY) SHARK TANK SHARK TANK) and they have the most hype student section
nature coast technical high is the best school
by hernandocounty September 7, 2021
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technically alive

Alive, but with no chance of survival.
You are technically alive when you are poisoned with lead.
by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022
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