smash tax

when one, maybe numerous, nights a girl lives at your residence without paying rent, she is subject to the smash tax, an unobligated unemotional act in which the woman is forced to pay her monthly dues through sex and lubes.

1. Ya, that chicks been crashin' on my couch for a week, shes owes me a solid.
2. I've been chillin at my house for the last two months and my sisters bestfriend moved in. She uses up all the hot water, and runs up the bills, and shes not payin rent, shes due on the smash tax

by GCoz May 25, 2007

dick tax

A set payment required of men to gain entry into an bar, nightclub, discoteque, event, or similar establishment. Also known as a cover charge.

The denial of access, service or privilege, freely given to women yet only available to men for a fee.

An example of a Dick Tax: Ladies free 'til midnight. Guys $20.00 at the door.

by Biscayne Bystander December 10, 2008

Fry Tax

When a school lunch table buddy buys a basket of fries. Every guy (or gal) within reach of said buddy gets one (1) fry, if and only if they say "Fry tax".

If buddy complains about said taxation, whomever he protested to receives one (1) more fry. Continue taxing until buddy stops complaining.

Additions:

I) If a girl buys fries, leave her alone, she's a girl.

II) If it's Friday, or you're just feeling like a jerk, you may state, "Raised taxes!" and may take two or three fries. Anymore than this is just rude.

*Mark sits at table with fresh basket of warm, golden school lunch fries*
Mike & Alex: "Fry tax!"
-Mike & Alex reach and take a fry.
Mark: "What!? NO! Stop!"
Mike & Alex: "Complaint tax!"
-Mike & Alex reach and take another fry.
Mark: "Fine fine fine..."

by Wiser December 10, 2008

Piss Tax

Monies paid to a toilet attendent.

I was busting for a piss, but had to fork out the piss tax before releaving myself.

by Arch Crippledick February 3, 2009

Sheep-Tax

The penalty bestowed on a person when they order a more expensive beer than they usually drink because someone else is paying. The sheep- tax is most commonly paid when a bit of the more expensive beer is spilled on the orderer.

Origin: Based on the historical practice of taking sheep, wool, etc. as a tax on livestock.

Paul: Hi John, let me buy you a beer. Whatcha drinkin'?

John: (drinking a Miller Lite) I'll have the IPA on tap.

Sheep-Taxing Bartender: (sloshing the beer on John) Oops, I seem to have spilled a bit on you.

by Mereditch October 18, 2013

Beer tax

What you yell before stealing a sip of someone's beer. Yelling this makes it ok.

I was thirsty so I just grabbed the beer out of her hand and pounded it. It's all good tho I called beer tax.

by Yeezy McFly November 25, 2011

Taxed-out

Being Taxed-out is when a person or people living in a home are no longer able to afford to live there because of high taxes. This happens oftentimes to elderly and retired people. Getting Taxed-out also happens with the loss of a job, or if the high income earner of the family becomes disabled or deceased.

1. Sometimes communities with high taxes cause home owners to be Taxed-out of their homes.

2. Even hardworking thoughtful people can get Taxed-out of their homes if their income drops.

3. You think you own a home until the tax bill shows up and you realize you have been Taxed-out of your home. Literally the tax man took your house!

by IronMikey March 18, 2023