tactical facepalm (tak-ti-kuhl feys-pahm)
–noun
1. A maneuver performed by a unit of Internet denizens in response to an overwhelming onslaught of ignorance. The maneuver involves each member of the unit performing a standard facepalm in unison. Executed properly, the tactical facepalm is the only known defense against spontaneous cerebrofulmination—also known as "exploding head syndrome" (EHS)—resulting from exposure to extreme stupidity.
–noun
1. A maneuver performed by a unit of Internet denizens in response to an overwhelming onslaught of ignorance. The maneuver involves each member of the unit performing a standard facepalm in unison. Executed properly, the tactical facepalm is the only known defense against spontaneous cerebrofulmination—also known as "exploding head syndrome" (EHS)—resulting from exposure to extreme stupidity.
Earnest idiot: Africans were wholly responsible for slavery in the European world. Whites only bought what African slavers were offering. They're completely innocent!
Forum dweller CO: Squad, initiate tactical facepalm!
Forum dwellers: Sir, yes, sir! *facepalm*
Forum dweller XO: EHS averted, sir!
Forum dweller CO: Squad, initiate tactical facepalm!
Forum dwellers: Sir, yes, sir! *facepalm*
Forum dweller XO: EHS averted, sir!
by TaintedMustard October 17, 2009
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A tactical poo (abbreviated to TP) likens a tactical chunder as a waste disposal system.
Normally referred to as a TP in public
A TP allows one to dispose of unwanted lunch, breakfast, dinner or snacks, allowing for more room to be made and therefore more food can be consumed.
Normally referred to as a TP in public
A TP allows one to dispose of unwanted lunch, breakfast, dinner or snacks, allowing for more room to be made and therefore more food can be consumed.
Emile: "WOW that roast dinner filled me up so much!!!"
Helen: "yeah, now we won't have room for pudding!"
Emile: "are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Both: "time for a TP"
"I'm so glad I had that tactical poo, now I have room for desert!"
Helen: "yeah, now we won't have room for pudding!"
Emile: "are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Both: "time for a TP"
"I'm so glad I had that tactical poo, now I have room for desert!"
by tacticalpooinnit December 27, 2012
Get the tactical poo mug.While browsing through cuties' profiles on social media sites, one then carefully selects a picture to "Like" in an effort to send a subtle message in the form of a notification to said cutie. Typically done by a male towards a female due to their exponentially greater sex drive. The specific target picture depends on the person who is "Liking" the picture as well as the person who is in the picture. There is much strategy that goes into the decision process which includes but is not limited to: How long ago the picture was posted, what time of the day the picture is "Liked", and the amount of clothing/sexuality in the picture.
"I hooked up with Emma last night. That tactical like from earlier in the week was clutch."
"Ali thinks I'm a creep because I liked a pic of her from 6 months ago of her bending over in a bikini. My tactical like backfired. "
"Ali thinks I'm a creep because I liked a pic of her from 6 months ago of her bending over in a bikini. My tactical like backfired. "
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Get the Tactical Johnson mug.A text message that is sent- usually as quickly as possible- in a situation when one should not be texting or at an otherwise inconvenient or risky time; hence the need for the text to be sent in a tactical manner. For example, during school when phones are not allowed, during a movie at the theater or when playing a video game that cannot be paused (like an online game).
"Sorry for going AFK for a bit, I had to send a tactical text"
"Bro, I was tactical texting her the whole time Mr. Davis was lecturing, and he didn't suspect a thing"
"Bro, I was tactical texting her the whole time Mr. Davis was lecturing, and he didn't suspect a thing"
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