switch hitting

the act of masturbating with ones non-dominant hand.

SIDNEY: What do you think Joe is doing to get off while he's on vacation with that broken arm?

NANCY: Probably switch hitting.

by runforcover June 13, 2012

switching teams

Going from heterosexuality to homosexuality or vice-versa

Switching Teams

My teacher got divorced and he switching teams!

by Creepypastabottles23 February 01, 2014

Switch Monkey

A guy or girl that may be very attractive one day and floor-ugly the next.

I saw crazy Stacy at the bar on Wednesday and she was looking rough, then Saturday I asked for her number not even knowing it was her. That's a switch monkey for you.

by dunbfore June 20, 2010

Meat Switch

At a Brazilian Steakhouse, they give you a small object to place in front of you. If the green side is up, they'll keep offering you more meat. If it's red, they'll pass by you. This "Meat Switch" controls how much meat you ultimately get.

Bob, you still eating?
No, I'm stuffed.
Flip your Meat Switch to red then, so they stop bothering you.
Gotcha

by CDChurch August 16, 2010

switch hitter

a bisexual or sexually flexible guy/gal. originally meant someone who bats with both hands equally well, or someone who plays for both teams.

sarina's a switch hitter, she goes both ways.

by dagger_grrl November 02, 2003

Roommate Switch

The act of going out with one roommate, then realizing you like the other one more and wanting to switch. However, if you simply break up with your girlfriend her roommate will be too loyal to her to go out with you. So you request a menage a trois to your girlfriend, and she will be so offended by the fact that you're attracted to her roommate that she will break up with you. Then she will tell her roommate, who will understand that you like her. Your ex will not be against this in any way, because she was the one who dumped you. You will have successfully performed the roommate switch.

Made popular by Seinfeld.

Jerry: I want to go out with his girlfriend's roommate, but I can't think of a way.
George: You should try the roommate switch.

by WhileyCoyote April 25, 2010

switching up

When a person acts differently either because they don't wanna hang out with you no more or they feel they too good for you. IT'S WRONG DON'T DO IT.

I remember my girl Kylie we used to hang out all the time but now she switching up so I don't fuck with her no more

by peakofthegeek September 17, 2017