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hittin switches

see switches. activating hydraulics.
'...hittin switches in my six-four...'
by the snazz April 25, 2004
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Switch Monkey

A guy or girl that may be very attractive one day and floor-ugly the next.
I saw crazy Stacy at the bar on Wednesday and she was looking rough, then Saturday I asked for her number not even knowing it was her. That's a switch monkey for you.
by dunbfore June 23, 2010
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switching teams

Going from heterosexuality to homosexuality or vice-versa

Switching Teams
My teacher got divorced and he switching teams!
by Creepypastabottles23 January 31, 2014
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switch hitting

the act of masturbating with ones non-dominant hand.
SIDNEY: What do you think Joe is doing to get off while he's on vacation with that broken arm?

NANCY: Probably switch hitting.
by runforcover December 16, 2012
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Meat Switch

At a Brazilian Steakhouse, they give you a small object to place in front of you. If the green side is up, they'll keep offering you more meat. If it's red, they'll pass by you. This "Meat Switch" controls how much meat you ultimately get.
Bob, you still eating?
No, I'm stuffed.
Flip your Meat Switch to red then, so they stop bothering you.
Gotcha
by CDChurch August 16, 2010
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switch hitter

a bisexual or sexually flexible guy/gal. originally meant someone who bats with both hands equally well, or someone who plays for both teams.
sarina's a switch hitter, she goes both ways.
by dagger_grrl November 1, 2003
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switching up

When a person acts differently either because they don't wanna hang out with you no more or they feel they too good for you. IT'S WRONG DON'T DO IT.
I remember my girl Kylie we used to hang out all the time but now she switching up so I don't fuck with her no more
by peakofthegeek September 17, 2017
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