by Pablo69 March 22, 2022
The act of doxxing Elon Musk's location, going to his house, forcing him to shit, piss, ejaculate, and pour cocaine into his marble toilet, and then shoving your penis and his head in the toilet and then flushing it. The leftover semen is used as water for the bidet. The bidet is then used to spray all of the semen onto his hair. Elon Musk will then pay you precisely $35.72 and considers it a monthly salon appointment.
by BangalangMan February 14, 2025
When you forget to do an easy assignment that ends up being worth almost an entire grade; The swirly vortex of zero
Nick! did you do your homework?
"nick" Nah, it was only worth like 5 points
"teacher" actually, class; that was your assessment for the week. it's worth 300 points.
*Everyone starts swirling their pens in a circle in the air*
OWNED BY THE SWIRLY VORTEX
"nick" Nah, it was only worth like 5 points
"teacher" actually, class; that was your assessment for the week. it's worth 300 points.
*Everyone starts swirling their pens in a circle in the air*
OWNED BY THE SWIRLY VORTEX
by Elijahhhhhhhhhhhh September 10, 2008
Similar to a swirly but with a new twist.
When you have your period in a toilet and then you shove the head of a person you don’t like or a dweeb in the toilet and give them a swirly. Just like a classic swirly but red due to the period blood so it’s called a swirly temple because Shirley temples are red.
When you have your period in a toilet and then you shove the head of a person you don’t like or a dweeb in the toilet and give them a swirly. Just like a classic swirly but red due to the period blood so it’s called a swirly temple because Shirley temples are red.
by Stinky Stina February 18, 2025
An Anus swirly whirly is when a person in given a swirly while there is shit in the toilet and while being fisted in the anus.
by -mimic_bean- October 24, 2020
The state of being swept up in the feelings that come with crushing on someone; not just limited to girls.
by skibbity038 July 09, 2021
One of the cruelest possible variants of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver wherein a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'nuclear' variation is when multiple jocks have shit in the toilet without flushing so the bowl is full to the brim before the swirlie is performed on a very, VERY unlucky nerd.
Me and all my hockey teammates gave this dork a nuclear swirlie last year, it was sick! The whole team shit in the same toilet in the locker room without flushing for like a week and it was nearly overflowing. Then after school one day we nabbed this random loser from the hallway and dragged him in there and BOOM! We dunked him face-first all the way in. My bros were holding him down while I gave him crazy wedgies. And we just kept going for like 10 minutes straight. We'd pull him out for a second to breathe and dunk him straight back in. When the team captain finally flushed him, it wouldn't even all go down at once, so his whole head was still covered in shit and it was dripping down his face! So of course we gave him a hanging wedgie in the lockers so he couldn't clean himself up for a while. Man, that was fun. Makes me wanna go find a nerd now...
by yikestbh July 24, 2024