Swedish Welder

Swedish Welder

When a dude blows his wad on a girl's face by drawing a line of jizz from one corner of her mouth to the other as if welding her mouth closed.

"dude I totally did the Swedish Welder on my lady's face last night. Looked like someone tried to glue her mouth shut with Elmer's glue!"

by V-diddy August 11, 2016

Swedish automobile

n. A euphemism for vagina (Swedish carmaker Volvo sounds very similar to a certain part of the female anatomy).

“Steve, even if Dina opts to go commando that doesn’t necessarily give you free rein to relentlessly venture to sneak a peek of her Swedish automobile.”

by The Raging Bull June 14, 2005

swedge

ecstasy.
this is a term used locally here (scotland) but im not in or around the glasgow area. quite far from there.

"i like taking swedge" - i like rolling face
"im swedged" - im rolling face
"im gonna swedge tonight" - im going to be rolling face tonight

by psychostoner December 12, 2006

Sweda

The kind of person who has incredible luck, and everyone loves her....(most of the time) especially guys named Ryan.... She has the worst taste and is extremely tall, has a big mouth, is a cat lover, and is an extreme wierdo. She doesnt admit her crushes and is perfect for guys with names that start with an A :D Their always a brunette and has their dumb blonde moments! Btw.... dont mess with a Sweda.... you'll end up with a broken nose... lol :D

Person 1: Do you know Sweda?
Person 2: No, wait is she the tall wierdo?
Person 1: Yep :D

by Team Gale <3 August 10, 2012

Swedish Fish

A synonym of the word best. The best thing ever.

Have you ever tried the best thing ever? You mean Swedish Fish? Yes!!

Do you know that Swedish fish are the best things ever and anyone who disagrees is fundamentally an asshole and deserves to be buried under President Reagan?

by Swedish Fish August 11, 2014

Swedish

A language so awesome that the swedish word for "good" is the same as the english word for bra(brassière).

"It is good" is "Det är bra" in swedish.

by BigBallOfPinkFluff December 1, 2009

Ginger Swede

A Ginger Swede is a Swedish person with the so-called ginger disease. The ginger disease makes your hair orange and you get lots of spots. There is no cure for the ginger disease, but you can turn to make up. That's where the word Ginger Swede comes in. Almost all Swedish gingers use make up to cover it.

"Heh, look at Fred. He's such a Ginger Swede."
"No I'm not! Are you yoking???"

by jegr September 26, 2008